May 6, 2019
Jake Coolice voice: yeah hollis I cant drive so I have to sit on the back of your bike? is it okay if I hold on like really tight so I don’t fall off? yeah and rest my chin the crook of your neck? thanks thude
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Jake Coolice voice: yeah hollis I cant drive so I have to sit on the back of your bike? is it okay if I hold on like really tight so I don’t fall off? yeah and rest my chin the crook of your neck? thanks thude
minerva: DUCK NEWTON, I HAVE CREATED AN “INSTAGRAM” ON WHICH I HAVE GARNERED MANY WOMEN LOVE WOMEN, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS W-L-W FOLLOWERS
duck: oh uh that’s good minerva
minerva: ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS SUGGESTED A “LESBIAN RECKONING”— I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY. WILL YOU FIGHT BESIDES ME WHEN THE RECKONING COMES?
Duck: minerva what the fuccck
Ned huddled in a corner while Aubrey T Poses at him: What do you want????
Aubrey, arms outstretched and expression blank: Restock the mothman fidget spinners, Ned Chicane.
nobody:
me: indrid cold has a severe issue of self isolation, especially when people begin to care about him genuinely. the isolation is partially to cope with visions, which become worse given the more people he’s around, but also partially because he feels the desire to punish himself for the futures he couldn’t prevent and one of the ways is by cutting off pleasantries like companionship.
minerva: BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, DUCK NEWTON, I DECLARE YOU AN HONORARY LESBIAN!!
Duck: uhh that’s nice and all minerva but I’m kinda settled on the whole sexuality front, been for about fifteen years—
Minerva: AH, YOU WILL NOT JOIN THE RANKS OF OTHER HONORARY LESBIANS? SUCH AS THOR AND HOZIER?? DOES THIS TITLE NOT APPEAL TO YOU?
Duck: Minnie, don’t reckon many lesbians are into both dudes and ladies, ya think?
Minerva: AH. THEN YOU ARE MY MOST TRUSTED BISEXUAL, DUCK NEWTON.
ned has a copy of shakespeares collected works but he’s edited it to highlight all the parts that he finds to be homoerotic
duck has tons of nicknames for indrid and even with future vision indrid melts from EACH ONE.
duck: hey sweetheart, baby love, sugarpie—
Indrid, dying: i can predict you saying EACH one but you’re stirring feelings I didn’t realize I still HAD.
hm, barclay is a gentle and soft lover and y’all really sleeping on it...