Nearly one thousand guests crowded the hall speakers, record a sellout for the Sydney Morning Herald Dymocks literary lunch. The mostly gray-haired, glasses Sat audience in a trance, their nets a simple dish of veal for the main course, English adventurer and raconteur, Michael Palin.With New Europe, Michael applications to fill what was a void in his own experience and that of many of his generation. In all, he visited 20 countries, beginning high in the Julian Alps on the border between Slovenia and Italy, where the Iron Curtain once ran, he traveled throughout the Balkans and the countries bordering the sea black before turning north through the heart of the old Eastern Europe to the Baltic States, almost as far north as St Petersburg.I sit diligently listening and taking notes, preparing the minutes just fifteen years, I will ask my own questions when he meets one, unexpectedly, the day of the '86 podium.It, Estonia, and Michael has an appointment you with a hirudotherapist. "After a little striptease, she Agajeva, a woman in her fifties and plump in a generous, a little mother-of-way is the application of leeches to my chest Why Because Roger the cameraman thought it would be painful -. and unpleasant?. Apparently mandatory and therefore the application of leeches is a former track and proven treatment of impotence, hypertension and a myriad of other complaints. "After fifteen minutes, the little buggers are swollen and satisfied and provided sufficient discomfort to delight Roger. Lyudmilla, we are first name terms now, dresses my wounds with a thick industrial tape warning me that the blood loss is likely that additional anti-coagulant is absorbed. Back in Tallinn I feel a celebration is in order and I end up having more than one glass of wine or two at the excellent restaurant in St. Petersburg Tallinn Hotel St. "The next morning I wake to a re -Run from The Godfather, the bed and my T-shirt are soaked in blood and I look around the horse's head, which fortunately is not there. I tear Lyudmilla military wraps quality at a deafening noise and promised 300 ml of blood spraying around the bathroom. Now it's like a scene from M * A * S * H. I arrange, consult and I am on the way to Latvia before someone discovers the frightening scene that I left behind. It was a very charming hotel. "Lunch is continuing amid intermittent waves of laughter and applause, and yes, someone asked Michael to sing the lumberjack song, which he obligingly did, only in German, in a rapture ovation.After queue waiting for 200 yards disperses signings, I prepare for my introduction. "Hello Michael, I'm Roderick" to which he looks at me with a hint of embarrassment reserved for such a feeble attempt at humor. "No, really," I said, handing him my card. He looks at her, then me with a revised, apologetic look, "Oh, you poor man." My copy of the new Europe is duly signed with an official apology from Pontius Pilate. But I am tolerant, after all I can say thank you for my freedom. (If you have not seen Life of Brian, then the joke is lost and you're probably not reading anyway). My turn. Michael, your experience at the Hotel St. Petersburg we had stitches, that was your worst hotel experience? "Well, to be fair, it was I who spoiled the hotel was excellent. But several places in China were quite strange and it comes to mind: the Rongbuk Guest House was a stand "is how he describes Michael .. Day 60, Himalaya. "From the dirty, crowded court room soulless concrete with broken windows and fault, toilets without doors, Rongbuk Guest House is about a hell hole." Michael adds some flavor missing from the book. "It is headed by a group of monks whose mind is clearly elsewhere. The toilet was in a freezing corridor and only one slot in the floor. So many people had used over the years there was this frozen stalactite excrement protruding out of it. A shame, such a fantastic location, just next to Everest "Your favorite hotel?" Our lodging in Torres del Paine overlooking the glacier was just the most beautiful place "Day 161 of Full Circle: ".. Few souls ventured further into the park at this time of year and we hosteria near us. Sit by the wood stove, playing dominoes and drinking scotch seven years with seven thousand years glacier. Sometimes the work is. almost bearable "On a more serious note, I ask Michael - with all his experience in city halls brand - which is the only thing a hotel needs to get the right" Well, I think, just as in good restaurants, a manager or person in authority should be around at any time. When a manager says: "Call me anytime if you need something, they should mean, not only between 10 and 12 or after 9. It is a service after all. "" Hilton, I think. are particularly good name is certainly something and they have a level of service I can trust "Day 80 pole to the other:. Addis Ababa. "The clash of cultures that we arrive at the Hilton Addis in a world of white faces, hair blond, thick legs, full belly. Curfew 1:00 to 6:00, but telephones and mini bars. Gorgeous, stunning and wonderful shower. The dust flows through the muddy channels. My eyes are rimmed with red and painful, and I picked up a cluster of flea bites from somewhere but I guess it's a small price to pay for what we have come through. "At 65, Michael Palin also appears as a bright and Spritely half his age, or just a little older than me. For a guy who goes around the Earth on both horizontal and vertical perimeters, climbed mountains, crossed deserts and stood before a camera (for both doses) at least 50 degrees to the South Pole, it is pseudo fair enough. I do not need to ask this question because it is written about him. Travel is obviously an excellent tonic. Drink your fill! TriviaPalin Palin became a Commander of the Order of the British Empire (CBE) for his services to television in 2000.Along with each member of Monty Python, Palin has an asteroid named after him. Its recognition is the asteroid 9621 Michaelpalin.In his many train trips, Palin has two British trains that bears his name. In 2002, the Virgin of new £ 5 million high-speed train Super Voyager number 221130 has been named "Michael Palin". Michael Palin is the president of the Campaign to improve transportation whose motto is "transportation that improves our quality of life and reduce our impact on the environment." In 1993, following his winning performance in A Fish Called Wanda Michael has decided (well, he had) the appointment of Michael Palin Centre for stuttering children.