#amusing dolls: asks

[illusivedoll]

{49scribes} ❝ Why fight when you can negotiate? ❞

ᴊᴀᴄᴋ sᴘᴀʀʀᴏᴡ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs  @49scribes

“Let’s compare those two choices, shall we?” She held out her two hands with the palms facing the sky, “on one hand we have fight and on the other hand negotiate. Now which one do you think weighs more in my world?” One hand went up as the other went down then vice versa as if she was actually debating the answer. “Honestly why even ask such a question unless you were being rhetorical to me.” A hand went up in the air and the other went down to the ground, “fighting is the only option here. Negotiation is only an option when both parties are on equal terms. Last time I checked the difference in our levels is the same as my two hands here and that’s me being generous. Understand?”

[illusivedoll]

{49scribes} ❝ You may kill me, but you might never insult me. ❞

ᴊᴀᴄᴋ sᴘᴀʀʀᴏᴡ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs     @49scribes

“Or option #3 I kill you and insult you at the same time for even suggesting such a thing. Doesn’t that sound like fun? Although if we’re really looking at the situation bookman junior, how many times have you killed yourself already for your job. Of course, there is a difference between killing a part of yourself and actually losing your life.”

[illusivedoll]

❛ Your persistence surprises even me. You’re going to give mercenaries a bad name. ❜ || hello you

“Don’t you mean showing them how to properly do their job because they are seriously lacking in the originality department lately. Besides I’m bored and this is a great way to ‘kill’ time. It’s not like I’ll work up a sweat doing this my preferred way. So why don’t you join in on the fun instead of just sitting around, brother.”

[illusivedoll]

"How many more bones will you crush?"

@narcasse

“A good question and there are several matters to consider in reaching an answer such as the individual getting their bones crushed.” She glanced over at him before returning her gaze to the individual. “This particular individual was being quite arrogant therefore several bones have to be crushed for him to understand that his ego is the only thing he thought was strong. By doing this you set an example for those that may want to be like him and follow in his footsteps.” While it’s try crushing someone can lead to motivation for others to step forward that just means one has to crush their will to fight when they come forward.

“Finally it also depends on my mood for the day and take a guess what mood I’m in today?”

[illusivedoll]

He makes a show of 'cleaning out his ear' with a finger, an eye winced and tongue peeked between his lips. Rude? But wait, there's more! Once finished with that, the man leans forward, the ear now cupped with a hand while the other rests on his hip. "I'm sorry, what did you just ask me to do?"

A straight face was worn while he put on his little act if that’s the way he wants to act she’ll play along. Once he leaned forward she decided to make sure he could hear her loud and clear. “I didn’t know I was speaking to the elderly,” she shouted into the cupped ear. “I’ll be sure to speak loud and slow so your brain is about to process what I’m saying, old man. Do you need to seat down before we continue our conversation? I know those joints aren’t what they use to be.”