#an ask (affectionate)

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who is this martin i am hearing so much about on the dashboard? 🤨 will they be a future blorbo in law? what is martin's alignment?

okay so martin blackwood is a character from the magnus archives (a horror podcast). he will probably be a future blorbo in law he is very dear to me :)

alignment is probably chaotic good or chaotic neutral. here’s my explanation (in the vaguest and least spoilery terms i could think of): i’m pretty sure he’s never specifically partaken in any Wrongdoing however he endorsed a fair amount of Wrongdoing in season five hence it should probably be good but also he’s a little bit neutral. chaotic is bc of the arson.

oh also a quick explanation of ‘martin mondays’ (or just why you’ll be a seeing a lot of martin on mondays). it started as an excuse for me to reblog this One Specific Post for the third time, and it just happened to be monday and ‘martin mondays’ is alliteration hence martin mondays came to be.

(martin mondays is now a way for me to limit the majority of my tma-posting to one day a week but also it’s mostly just martin-posting.)

before we go here are some fun martin blackwood facts!!

he makes very good tea (the best tea in the archives)

he likes spiders

he writes poetry (and he likes to record it on tape recorders bc of the “funky lo-fi goodness” apparently. also probably because of the abundance of tape recorders in the archives.)

on his first day of work he accidentally let a dog into the building. this did not go well. (here’s this clip for reference)

sorry if this isn’t very coherent it’s like 3am rn unfortunately. ty for the ask though it was v fun to answer!! i love talking about blorbos :)

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i just realized when you were frostedfeather we did not. interact. and now that you are matt you are literally my pen pal ilysm

gjskfjs yeah that’s true. i honestly did not realise that?? but!! ily2 and i love talking to you :)

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!!!

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Lavender <3

tysm this is legitimately such a nice response <3

i always forget to send people things for these ask games but yes i am virtually sending you hand picked flowers :)

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(for the sleepover asks) HERES A PICTURE OF MY NEW CAT

her name is estella and she’s so sweet :0

you have such a lovely cat!!

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i am on my laptop this is weird anyway words: moon, enemy, bitch, frog

you accidentally sent me this exact same ask like 4 times fhajdhaj

anyway

moon

i only managed to find like one reference to the moon and that was in my english coursework so safe to say i am not sharing that one on tumblr

enemy

the only reference to the word ‘enemy’ i could find was in my document of information about @stoneybrooktheatre-official’s production of spring awakening, but i’ll share it anyway

glass is their worst enemy, likely due to the fact that someone threw rocks at their window in order to tell them about the show (the shattered glass spelled out ‘jatt doyle directs stoneybrook production of spring awakening’)

bitch

i think the best thing i’ve written that contains the word ‘bitch’ is that time i planned out a fic based on mocks.

in which lucas is basically me, and is constantly saying “this is the perfect room to recreate the bitch of living in”

also, shout out to every mucas interaction in this fic plan thing

“i’m just saying-”

“i’m begging you to revise, i mean, i marked your last chemistry paper and i-”

“i passed”

“barely”

“that’s not your problem”

and then later

lucas looks so proud of himself then he sees the textbook and his expression just drops and matt’s like “hey lucas?” and he’s like “yeah” and matt pauses a little and then really quietly is like “no matter how these exams go, promise me you won’t,, pull a moritz”

lucas smiles but he’s like “that’s more likely to be you then me, i’d definitely end up more like melchior, rocking the boat and then getting expelled, you’re the one letting the system crush you” “okay” “also, i’ve met your mother, she’s fucking terrifying, i would never turn to her for help, support, or money” “okay-” “peter’s mom maybe, but your mom?” “okay yeah i think that’s enough”

like i love them sm <3

frog

i thought there would be a lot of frog mentions here, specifically because of all the mr bungee slander, but actually he was mostly mentioned by name so alas, no frogs

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Saw ur sleepover asks and I LOVE sending asks to beloved mutuals (and I love sleepovers ;] ) so I'm gonna send u a long boi

First of all, Jeter in onesies for u <3

Second, a random confession (or like,, ig this fits the dream category too?) I remember watching spring awakening for the first time and absolutely LOSING IT over Ernst talking abt wanting to be a pastor bcuz,, same?? Like as a kid I've always wanted to be a pastor andsometimesistilldreamabtit.

Okioki now for questions ehehe >:D

When's your birthday?

Have you ever used a pickup line on someone, and if so, what was your cheesiest one?

Who's your absolute top-tier fav character?

Follow up to the previous question, do you think you'd actually get along with them if you knew each other irl?

Opinion on mint chocolate?

Sorry if this comes off as spammy!! I just love asking people questions sm, you don't have to answer them all xD <3

Also I've never actually been to a sleepover gET APRIL FOOLED !!

firstly, this is such a delightful long ask!!

JETER IN ONESIES!! i love them so much omg

i cannot really comment on your confession because i know nothing about pastors/what being a pastor entails but honestly that’s pretty intersting

answers

my birthday’s on the 2nd of january

i’ve never used a pick up line on someone but i’ve always wanted to

my top tier favourite character is probably like,, house from the show house md

we definitely wouldn’t get along if i knew him irl

mint chocolate is good, i got a bunch of different flavours of hot chocolate the other day and i’m pretty sure one of them was mint, so that’ll he fun to try

dw! it doesn’t come off as spammy and i love answering asks like this so you’re good!!

back in primary school, i went to quite a few sleepovers, i think one of the best ones was for my friend’s either 10th or 11th birthday party when we ended up having a water fight and pouring fairy liquid on the trampoline. definitely not safe but absolutely the most fun thing ever.