#an egg?

[supermaks]

They can go suck on a what

[askprofsada]

I can give you a egg-

... What?

[sketchyaxolotl]

im fucking sorry???? what the fuck?

[whisperedlouis]

So my car died and I was stuck on the side of the road tonight for about an hour. I had to call a tow truck to take the car to my mechanic. But the tow truck driver was so amazing, he immediately introduced himself and showed me his company ID, and then told me he didn't want me to be uncomfortable and acknowledged that the situation might be intimidating (which yeah, I was very anxious about it being a creepy dude, on a side road alone at night). And on top of that he was super easy going and funny and made me feel comfortable and safe. Anyway i just got home but I had the need to tell you all that there are still good eggs in the world.

[feelslikesleep-blog]

Lady Gaga needs to build herself a bridge and get the fuck over herself.