#an elsewhere ask

[ask-rabie-baby]

This is either a really bad idea or a really good idea. *Gives Rabie a can of Monster Energy.*

What is this? An “energy drink”? I don’t do caffeine. I don’t want to be awake all day. Need my beauty sleep. Although… I do know a certain someone who is into this sort of thing.

Who do I give this to?

Give to Baba

Give to Maggie

Give to Dogday

Give to Hoppy

Give to Kickin

Voting ended onJun 8

[ask-rabie-baby]

I. Adore. Poe. *Hands Poe a medium sized box of freshly picked and washed blackberries.*

Is this your SICK attempt at testing tear gas on me?! Well it’s not working!

[ask-rabie-baby]

anon magic, rabie now acts like bubba for 10 asks!

You guys are really showing where your allegiances lie, huh? Just can’t get enough of the smiling freaks, so let’s make Rabie a nerd.

(​Anon Magic effect over, for everyone but Simon.)

(10 left, starting next ask.)

[ask-rabie-baby]

hey baba hows life in general?

Oh, as usual! Goody gumdrops, n’ all! Sunshine, rainbows, all that good stuff! Feeling the big orb in the sky on ma wool!

[ask-rabie-baby]

Anon magic to make Baba act like Dogday for the next ten asks

…what? What is that? What is “Anon Magic”? What does that do? Are you messing with me? Magic is serious, you know! And I’m pretty sure it takes more than a few words, idiot.

(10 left, starting next ask.)

[ask-rabie-baby]

Stop drawing on my phoneeeeeee

[ask-rabie-baby]

Poe would you mayhaps like some corn cornels (i have no clue if i spelt that right lol) in the flaming torture dungeon?

youre getting them regardless btw

It’s kernels and I’m not there anymore.

Who needs popcorn anyway? Barely edeeble. Unlike zis paint, which ees very edeetable.

[ask-rabie-baby]

Touille inspector here. I need to inspect the Touille and ensure he is sufficiently silly. *Pulls out a magnifying glass.*

Is zis what ‘umor passes as now adays? I assure you, I am suffeeciently seelly, eenspector. Do not make me pull out my secret technique.