Apr 29, 2025
Cultmaster General: Neophyte Renata, step forward onto this Rune of Messy Drama, that you might achieve enlightenment.
Renata: ok sounds cool what does it do.
Vargo: [waves] hi.
Renata: I WILL CUT YOU TO RIBBONS AND FEED YOUR SALTED, VERMINOUS DICK TO MY FAKE AUNT'S DOG, YOU LYING BASTARD SHIT OUT OF A LYING BASTARD'S BASTARD!
Vargo:
Vargo:
Vargo: ... what did I do?
[brief pause, sarcastic aside from spider]
Vargo: I mean recently.
#ma carrick#rose and rook#the liar's knot#renata: [says several things which are factual]#Vargo: [maybe slightly entirely missing the point] But what about my FEELINGS#meanwhile#ren couldn't find the truth with both hands#a map#an entire pattern deck#AND a GPS satellite#they both suck so hard#I love them so