#analogueardour

[cultkodiakz]

Do you want to form a suicide pact with me

Why would I ever want to do that?

How do I know you wouldn't just kill me then leave, or is it a we both die at the same time thing? Either way, I would rather not spend my last minutes with you. I don't even know you!

[cultkodiakz]

Mizar my biggest fan my best friend how are we doing today

I was doing alright before I logged into Tumblr, to be honest.

Just got home from work, going to watch a movie a friend recommended, so you can stop harassing me now.

[cultkodiakz]

Can you get normal

I am normal, what do you mean? You're the weirdest of the two of us.

[cultkodiakz]

You seem like you would be so greasy that I could wring your hair out into a pot and have enough oil to shallow fry chicken in it

???

That's not my fault, I wash it whenever I can. It just gets really greasy in only a day. If you had greasy hair you'd know that's not something to tease over, it sucks.

[cultkodiakz]

I know what you are

What? What do you know? DMs?

[bloodnbile]

RIP Lee you would have loved Mindless Self Indulgence

rip? xd i'm not dead yet!

[cultkodiakz]

Girl let’s get you into an anti-homophobia workshop you can be better than this

I don’t know what planet you’re on where those exist, but I’ll have to pass. I actually have a job and contribute something to society instead of trolling on Tumblr and jerking off to video game characters all day.