#anarcheer

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more shitty/anarcheer headcanons

Kitty is a preppy girl, she still cares about her looks and popularity

So when greasy punk Sheena and her start dating she gets excited that she has a new doll to play with and dress up

I like to hc that Sheena is taller than Kitty so kitty’s clothes don’t exactly fit her and they aren’t too comfortable

But Sheena still likes watching kitty get excited

Of course one day while Kitty is doing sheenas winged eyeliner Sheena suggests that she should dress her gf up as well

Kitty scared

It’s not actually that bad

Nvm it turns really bad

Kitty gets to wear her girlfriends leather jacket one (1) time and she thinks it’s hers now

“Babe, have you seen my jacket?”

*kitty wearing the jacket while doing her makeup*

Also kitty looked kinda stupid wearing a leather jacket without any accessories

So of course she took some chains and necklaces and all that shit from Sheena

She also wanted to borrow some earrings from her but she only has one piercing per ear

Sheena has a bad idea!

Sheena gives kitty three new piercings

A second lobe on each side and a helix on the left

Kitty cried from the helix because piercing that yourself hurts (seriously just go to a licensed piercer (I speak from personal experience))

“I love you” “bitch”

“Fuck off” “I love you”

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Oh no help I love this shitty ship (Sheena x kitty)

Kitty was a high schooler (maybe uni) when she died in 97, so I would say she was maybe 17/18

Sheena died in 2001 and bc she was in a band I assume she was either in late high school or already out of it (most likely out of)

Side note: she died at 2:40pm by jumping off a stage,, concerts dont usually happen at that time so how fucking funny would it be if she jumped off the stage at like soundcheck and there was no audience to catch her

So Sheena and kitty would relatively be around the same age

They have matching colour schemes so just imagine them coordinating their outfits

Cheerleaders get hit on, we all know the trope, so Sheena scares those fuckers away with her spiked bat

Kitty would attend sheenas concerts

Also bc they’re ldds kitty probably encourages Sheena to keep jumping off the stage idk bro

The trope of popular cheerleader x punk,, but make it wlw *chefs kiss*

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shitty/anarcheer headcanons

Kitty was basically a “heather chandler” she was a slut and lead guys on, one day guys got so mad that they murdered her over it

(Her cause of death is unknown so :))

The guys that did it were probably sheenas friends or band members

Sheena had a thing for Kitty before so she fell into a slump when she died, it was especially more devastating because it was at the hands of her friends

At band rehearsal one day Sheena is really out of it because of kitty’s death and falls of the stage

Her band members/friends think she jumped off the stage because that was something she did at their concerts

When she died and became a ghost/spirit kitty’s ghost/spirit was there to help her

She originally wasn’t sticking around Sheena, she was trying to scare or hurt the boys who murdered her

They eventually become gfs and kill sheenas ex band members the end <3

jkjk,, I’m really not jk :)

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In the anarcheer relationship, realistically neither of them are “good” because they are not the innocent dolls, but in terms of who is morally better I would say it is Sheena, anarchists are not bad people and I believe she died of a faulty accident. Whereas Kitty is described as ready to spread fear, and her death certificate literally spells out evil, I do have a headcanon for how she died that is based on her having a heather chandler type situation.

So Kitty is just that stereotypical high school popular girl bitch. Sheena could change her. Before she met Sheena, Kitty was all about popularity and being the head cheerleader and all that shit, but Sheena shows her there are bigger problems in the world. The government.

Thus meaning: anarchist girlfriends :)