*youth pastor voice* "Now i know youve all heard some scary things about Anarchism" *turns baseball cap backwards* "I just want to let you know none of those things are true" *pulls up a chair* "And i think its important to mention im an anarchist and a perfectly normal upstanding person just like you" *turns chair and sit in it backwards* "See anarchism isnt about destroying anything" *pause and tears up a little* "You see, what its about is civic responsibility, gardening, charity, and kindness, things all of you can agree on" *leans in* "Because you might not know it" *serious and searching look* "But you might already be an anarchist yourself"

















