Oct 16, 2019
did you know that moose can dive 20 feet underwater for vegetation
“Why no, I did not know that! Moose really are impressive animals!”
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did you know that moose can dive 20 feet underwater for vegetation
“Why no, I did not know that! Moose really are impressive animals!”
hey david, im gonna eat this raw cookie dough, see ya
“no–Max! THE EGG! IT’S RAW!!!”
@anarkidst asked: hey david, daniel asked me to join his cult and i said yes
“That’s not very funny, kiddo.”
@anarkidst asked: 💕
Pre-Established Relationship Meme
💕send to have a family type relationship with my muse
// What’s a David without his tiny angry son? Absolutely fam!
Examine! mr. honeynuts
Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them. || NOT Accepting
Object: Mr. Honeynuts
Its fur is worn, stitches torn, revealing some stuffing in its foot, and only one eye to see from. This teddy-bear has seen better days, but obviously spent them very well loved. A precious friend to your precious friend.
Leave it alone and pretend you never saw it.
Sneak it away to try and mend the stitches.
Rip it up.
hey david, do you like diving
“Well that depends a great deal on what I’m diving off of! Why do you ask?”
GLUG GLUG GLUG
JUST HECKIN RIPS THAT BOTTLE AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY CHILD.
“MAX I SAID NO!! You’re WAY TOO YOUNG and your body can’t take that much alcohol–oh my gosh, how are you feeling?! Are you okay? Do I need to take you to the hospital?? You can’t just DO THAT!!!”
drink it? drink it. okay. bottom's up
“W–”
“–NO MAX!! GIVE IT HERE!”