#anastasial

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I couldn't give two shits what your opinion is. If it's one thing you should know about me telling me I can't do something just fuels the fire to get it done even more. I'm just stating the facts. Which, by the way, is what you learn in law school. Not freedom of speech. That's fifth grade history class.

Alright, let’s play a game called simmer down. My cohort is not here anymore and I’m sorry if you took what she said to heart, Miss Lynn.

[wbtgossip]

Yeah, no, one: not in law school yet. I'm only twenty. I'm a poli sci major at OSU. However, when I graduate and I'm well on my way to Harvard Law because, surprise surprise, I'm top of my class, I'll be sure to stop by again and remind you that Boozy has brains. And Boozy drinks to have fun a few times a week and lives off coffee the rest. Also, Boozy's best friend was murdered in front of her two years ago, so maybe that has something to do with it.

Lookie here, kids! We’ve got our own little regular Elle Woods! Take a deep breath. Seriously. You are taking this way too seriously. It’s a gossip blog. Everything we say around here is our opinion. Freedom of speech, love. You’ll learn that real soon when you’re at Harvard.

[wbtgossip]

If that job as a lawyer doesn't work out for her, Boozy could become a fortune cookie writer with the shit she's spewing out of her mouth today.

Wait wait, Boozy’s trying to be a lawyer? Okay everything always makes sense! She drinks away the hellish pain that she endures from law school. But seriously, honey, stick to your day job. You should probably just become a fortune teller or something. It might be a better use of your time.

[wbtgossip]

What are your opinions on boozy von drunk a ton?

I love her! She’s hilarious! The highlight of my night of course!

[wbtgossip]

hottest girl and hottest guy?

Girl - Anastasia 

Guy - Carlisle.