GOT A SECRET?

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Who do you think Miles actually likes? Gigi or Sherri?

I think Golden Boy probably has a thing for Gigi. Sherri seems too goodie good. Good boys always go after bad girls.

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What exactly is going on with Ben and Gigi?

I’m not even sure. I haven’t actually seen them talk in like a week or two.. Plus Gigi seems a little more interested in Miles now. Maybe they decided to call it quits to spare the feelings of Gigi’s best friend?

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Everyone knows (except Carlisle) that Nikita likes him

Wait huh? What exactly are you talking about anon? Niki likes Carlisle? I mean that definitely makes sense. Everyone’s seen him. He’s sexy AF.

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Since you loser don’t have anything better to do you can send me some messages and give me something to believe or spread. 

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I couldn't give two shits what your opinion is. If it's one thing you should know about me telling me I can't do something just fuels the fire to get it done even more. I'm just stating the facts. Which, by the way, is what you learn in law school. Not freedom of speech. That's fifth grade history class.

Alright, let’s play a game called simmer down. My cohort is not here anymore and I’m sorry if you took what she said to heart, Miss Lynn.

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According to the Gossip Blog:

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…Lucy? I feel like Daniel and I could live a happy life together. Broke as hell though. 

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Cute little Abrams girl. Oh right, you’re new. You don’t know anyone.

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Yeah, no, one: not in law school yet. I'm only twenty. I'm a poli sci major at OSU. However, when I graduate and I'm well on my way to Harvard Law because, surprise surprise, I'm top of my class, I'll be sure to stop by again and remind you that Boozy has brains. And Boozy drinks to have fun a few times a week and lives off coffee the rest. Also, Boozy's best friend was murdered in front of her two years ago, so maybe that has something to do with it.

Lookie here, kids! We’ve got our own little regular Elle Woods! Take a deep breath. Seriously. You are taking this way too seriously. It’s a gossip blog. Everything we say around here is our opinion. Freedom of speech, love. You’ll learn that real soon when you’re at Harvard.

[justjudefabray]

According to the Gossip Blog:

I will be forever alone. It’ll just be Joey and me.

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Awww princess don’t pout too much I haven’t seen you talk to many people. You’re still rather new around here. So give it a little bit of time. Maybe you’d be cute with Lucy or Daniel. Whichever way you swing, kid.

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Who do you ship each person around here with? Tell us, oh gossip girl. I just need to know.

Ooh easy! I could totally see Gemma & Ana becoming an actual thing. They’d be super cute together, really.Parker.... Maybe with Cole or the not so obvious choice, Alex.Jackson and Lucy would be a cute coupleMiles & Sherri would be super adorable, but he’d be really cute with Gigi too.Let’s stick Leia with Benny. Cause they remind me of another cute couple.Toby and Ava need to be together because they made a super cute kid.Gia seems like she needs an older man so maybe Alex?Blanca..... She’s a lone wolf. I can’t pin her with anyone right now. Maybe Carlisle. Or even Jaz with Carlisle?Buffy and Jaz could be cute too.And the Daniel and Beth are definitely BROTP. They need older people to love them.I think that's everyone...

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If that job as a lawyer doesn't work out for her, Boozy could become a fortune cookie writer with the shit she's spewing out of her mouth today.

Wait wait, Boozy’s trying to be a lawyer? Okay everything always makes sense! She drinks away the hellish pain that she endures from law school. But seriously, honey, stick to your day job. You should probably just become a fortune teller or something. It might be a better use of your time.

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I am really in the mood to stir up some crazy drama! Someone should come give me the scoop on who’s doing who and what’s what. And all that jazz. There might even be a little prize in it for you. Plus there’s more eye candy around here now. Wow, I’m actually really pleased.

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What are your opinions on boozy von drunk a ton?

I love her! She’s hilarious! The highlight of my night of course!

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Do you think anything really big will happen this year? If so, what are your predictions?

Last I checked, I’m not a psychic. Whoever told you I was is crazy. Now if you were to have asked me what I want to happen this year, I would say; I want Carlisle to settle down, maybe pop out a kid with the person he settled down with, I want Parker to stop being so damn annoying and get over her obsession with Cole, I want Blanca to open her heart to new things and maybe see some lady action around here. I mean, in all of Lima, only 4 guys actually have tumblr? I mean, that’s insane. So my guess would be that the lady action will be inevitable. 

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Homecoming is coming up! Who do you want to be King and Queen?

All the people that I would vote for are all out of high school. So my opinion is completely invalid here. Who would you all vote for? Me obviously. But who else?

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This town is hella boring. And you guys are supposed to liven things up, aren't you?

What are you talking about? Me and my minions are doing a well enough job around here. You should be the one helping us out. We only get our drama from you guys.

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who do you ship together?

I’m going to have to say Carlisle with everyone. Have you seen him? He could pretty much go great with anyone here really. Am I right ladies and gents?

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Whos youre favorite people around here?

Parker, Beth, and Blanca. Fearless ladies.