The Commonerās Guide To Bedding A Royal (+ sequel) by OlivieBlake
AMAZING!!! i read the first fic- which actually made me fall in LOVE- and read the second one today bc i didnāt realise it existed and arghhh so good!
preface- me? not a fan of the monarchy or, esp rn, the state of the UK in general HOWEVER this fic managed somehow to humanise them to me more than any possible PR move they couldāve done.
well, it was a mix of liking them bc aww and also bc theyāre my fav charactersš«¶š«¶ and low-key high key hating them bc ew.
now back to normal- OlivieBlake is an amazing author. her writing style in general is just one of my absolute favs, thereās always so many quotes- hell, whole paragraphs- from her her fics that i save and this was no different.
the way she writes relationships and thoughts are esp my absolute favourite and if i could write half as well, iād die happy.
the fic itself is a Muggle!AU based around the royal family and the little tidbits were so much fun to spot- even as someone who doesnāt know a great deal about them.
the CHARACTERS omg!!! habits and quirks are what make characters but the sheer RANGE and QUALITY of her characters- esp her OCs- are just amazing. itās so so easy to fall in love with them and the whole story is written through such a sensitive lens.
Blake is much nicer to the royal family than, i confess, i am or would be, but it is so so effective- thereās no attempt really to try and hide behind any moral shield. itās, imo, quite realistic seeming and i think, a fair depiction.
it is ofc a dramione romance so theyāre at the heart of it, along with all the dramione side pairing favs:
HANSY, my absolute darlings!!
Theo and Daphne are power coupling their way through life<33
Blaise and Neville and Percy and Astoria are slaying- no pairing spoiler here xx
Padma makes a leading role later on in the fics and becomes a fav very quickly.
hell i found myself loving rita!!
the women are amazing in this, the attitudes of the Firm, the tabloids and the british public towards them boiled my blood- both due to principle ofc and the frustrating accuracy in real life.
thereās a lot of frustrating accuracy to real life. be warned. it was written in the 2019/2020 era. i think. donāt quote me- second was i think idk abt the first x
the malfoys are ofc malfoy-ing their way throughout the fics and itās the regular amount of trying to sort through feelings towards them tbh
anyway- rlly good, go read!!











