#and excedrin

[postcardsfromheapside]

So Expedition 33 isn't an RPG.

Veilguard isn't an RPG.

It feels like a large group of gamers need to abandon their search for the clitoris in favor of finding the One True RPG so we can finally all agree on a definition.

[lamb2th]

*reblog*

*my pal reblogs that same post*

*sees it and forgets that I reblogged it initially*

Haha *reblog*

[dasseinhundin]

aaaaaaand out of nowhere, headache

[thegreatallie]

And let it never be said that The Great Allie cannot swallow five pills at once, because she totally can and I can prove it. I mean, not now. At least 24 hours from now.

[v-as-in-victor]

Meet cute: girl who has panic attacks on planes chats up guy in airport bar as she works her way through a portion of the massive cocktail of booze and pills she will use to get through the flight. She is flying to see her boyfriend.

Coincidentally, she has a seat on the plane next to nice guy (spoiler alert: she fucking didn't, which caused much confusion during boarding) so will nice guy mind if she ends up leaning on him while passed out during the flight?

Girl spends large portion of flight sleeping in nice guy's lap as he covers her with blankets and takes measures to make sure aisle seatmate (that's me) doesn't get annoyed by drunk/drugged shenanigans and make a shiv out of her creamer packet half way through the red-eye flight.

He was so good to her and patient! And I was struggling to be compassionate while really wishing she hadn't just decided she was taking that particular seat for the flight. In a just rom-com world, she'd definitely ditch her boyfriend (who would be obnoxious in some way), overcome her terror of flying, and wing her way to nice guy as the orchestral music swells.