words don't make the story, romance is a language all its own
words don't make the story, romance is a language all it's own
Summary: Romance!Author Galadriel is given new restrictions to write the final installment of her best-selling romance novels - ones that involve ridiculous, unsexy euphemisms - and fears it will be the end of her career. No one could use these words and still feel the heat!
Her devoted boyfriend and muse, Halbrand, decides to prove otherwise. Note: this was written for the 'Galloping Abs' writing challenge, whose collection of silliness can be found here! If you have a chance, please go read the rest of them - they are funny and so incredibly well done! Other authors include: @pursuitseternal (our winner!) @theriverwild @jhalya @tmwillson3 @myfavouritelunatic @anidharker
Ship: Galadriel | Artanis/Halbrand Rating: Explicit Warnings: None [except the use of Flesh Taco as a sexy term] Status: Complete


















