#and hot fuzz

[sherlockscones]

If it is a trope that all Americans are packing guns, why cant we have one where everyone in London carrying an umbrella is secretly hiding a blade?

I mean, these things actually exist...

See that man carrying a golfing umbrella? Longsword. See that women carrying a compact umbrella? Stiletto dagger.

Then we could have epic movie scenes where the protagonist is all cocky “I can take you on!” Pulls out a weapon, “pity the odds are in my favour.”

*sound of a hundred blades being drawn*

Gentleman in the crowd “quite”

[swiftfootedachilles]

im glad sometimes that yall dont have my skype bc i constantly do shit like send the scripts to entire episodes of Good Eats

[miracule]

nightvale seems suspiciously similar to twin peaks.  yea or nay?

[inefficientt]