"Oh, sorry for my English, it's not my first language"
OK DON'T EVEN
"Sorry my English is bad, I'm [insert nationality]"
NO, STOP RIGHT THERE
"Aaah, my English is no good, sorry!"
SHUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL MULTILINGUAL MOUTH
You're already doing so well. I see y'all read, comment, write beautiful stories in this God forsaken language. If ANYONE mocks your English send those motherfuckers to me. I will verbally eviscerate them in 4 languages.

















