#and polite

[garnishedcarnist]

Thinking about chicago when I had hugh dancy sign a fake ear for me and being awkward as fuck asked him if it was the weirdest thing hed signed that day and he said somebody made him sign the DSM5

[butteronabun]

[after a blind first date]

[in a call]

jahoda: SO HOW WAS IT??? WAS HE NICE?

reader: jahoda-

nefer: jahoda, please. let them speak. or was he not? just tell us. i’ll do something. just the say the word.

reader: nefer-

lauma: are you going for a third date?

reader: lauma- wait, what do you mean a third date?

columbina: was he handsome?

reader: GUYS PLEASE- okay yes, he’s nice, and yes he’s handsome. there’s a possible third date. but guys seriously why’d you set me up with him i seem way out of his league

nefer: is that so? funny you say that that, when i heard from varka that you seem to be flins’ type

sandrone: ugh, wow. who knew that this weirdo flins is capable of romancing and dating. i thought he’ll stay single forever cause all he cares about is his shiny gemstones or something

reader: wait sandrone shh! come again? i’m his type? the guy who sweet talks me in cursive—i’m his type???

lauma: are we hearing a smile. does this confirm the third date

reader: WHY ARE YOU SO INSISTENT IN ME GETTING A THIRD DATE, LAUMA? I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF WE’RE GONNA HAVE A SECOND YET

jahoda: well you know what they say. third time’s the charm

sandrone: and third dates mean you’ll probably end up in bed with him. gross

reader: i mean i honestly would not gonna lie. he’s hot

columbina, giggling: miss lauma, there’s your answer. they’re going to have a third date

[mikkomacko]

I was waiting for his goal graphic and it didn’t disappoint

[gottagetoutofthist0wn]

no firefighters needed for famous last words during mcr2026, just put Ray Toro on screen and the fires would just go out from how absolutely drenc-

[definetelynotavampire]

Mothman 🌘

[ratsoup64]

wyll‼️ravengard‼️appreciation‼️post‼️

[whoreocookiesnmilk]

oh shit pause -- is that a new profile picture? 👀 very very neat

THANK YOU @madsillustrated created it! Worth every penny & I am in love with it 🖤