Apr 24, 2019
My dear friend Geoff and I went to the cinema to see the movie After... you know... the Harry styles fanfic... yeah...
We got a small popcorn to share, and two large cups of soda... one liter of soda each... and mind you, we both have small bladders...
She got to go to the toilet before the movie started... I didn’t...
So I spent the second half of the movie praying to god that it’s end soon... and I’m the furthest from religious...
I couldn’t take a deep breath without being in pain and almost peeing my pants...
As soon as the movie was over, we both practically ran to the toilet and both peed for a minute straight...
So yeah...