Drunk me is the best!
I have friends who,when they drink, turn into complete ass holes. We have a nickname for them, Jarf and Barf. You take the first letter of their name and add "arf" to it, I'm not sure why but that's what we call them. Anyway, drunk me got me all the way to the bathroom so I could throw up in the toilet, then he got me into an actual bed and he even plugged my phone in and set an alarm so I didn't sleep all day. And I just realized drunk me is a mom....











