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❝next time jack wants to go out and drive, i’m tapping you in.❞ buzz collapses on the sofa next to woody, tilting until his head is resting in the other man’s lap, eyes closed.  he’s not good in a car at the best of times, but it wasn’t any easier when he was responsible for teaching another human being how to control said car.  he’s exhausted just from gripping the door handle so tight, never mind the rest of the flips and squirms the inside of his body had been doing.  ❝i mean, i’d take a bullet for the kid but i’m not doing that again.❞ // @andbeycnd

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"Oh lord in heaven, tell me you didn't try to make brownies again."

❝i can’t believe you just mispronounced ‘successfully made’ as ‘try to make’.  here i am, thinking i married a smart guy, and this is what i’m given in response! unbelievable!❞ there is chocolate everywhere, and the smoke alarm went off three times.  also, there’s a pan that’s now in the garbage, but no one needs to know that.  ❝my own husband, a sham!❞ // @andbeycnd

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❝What are you - no.  No, whatever it is I refuse to do it, and as a follow up point I refuse to move from this couch ever again.  You’ve ruined me.❞

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   “Can we please not do the whole singing happy birthday thing at the restaurant ?? It’s MEGA EMBARRASSING.” 

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@andbeycnd ♡’d.

“I totally had that--”

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@andbeycnd.

“--They didn’t leave any evidence?”

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@andbeycnd​ | VALENTINES’ STARTERS.

‘It could’ve been a worse day.’

[ myrtle shrugs. the loneliness isn’t retreating from her   bones in the traditional sense. it’s dragging up plenty   of pain as it leaves her, but at least it’s going. ]

‘A much worse day.’