#andddddddd post

[kittyfemmes]

time to flip the script. your only purpose in life is to get me pregnant. there is no other point for your throbbing heavy balls and how achingly hard your cock is. you have one single job and it is to make sure i get pregnant. you'd better not get tired because we are not stopping until i am without a doubt sure that you knocked me up.

[natslyni]

like and sub and by sub i mean subs follow me # hi

[andreagrimes]

valtteri bottas:

dyed his hair black when he was 15

used to regularly plant fireworks in mailboxes and smash windows

once spooned kevin magnussen for an entire flight

knows the average penis size of a beaver

showed his ass on netflix and would probably do it again if possible

got a podium in his very first cycling race

has an exclusive fanclub composed of spanish nuns

had a q3 streak only beaten by prost and senna

can craft a chair with his bare hands

owns a coffee roastery

is the best teammate that's ever been in this sport

fucks

[nastywizard]

Quoth the raven, "you know how it is with spaghetti"