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I’m gonna be more annoying about parker and Andi here on tumblr smiles I’m more than happy to yap about them
you know... i never got in on the hyper specific poll band wagon...
have you:
almost been kidnapped to live as your own half brother
been nationally certified as a ski instructor
changed the TV language to spanish at 3 and couldn't fix it
got told ur stupid by school folk then test above a college level the next month
proved your chem teacher wrong in your final project in front of the principal
traveled to greece and confused people when ur white ass started speaking greek
tried to escape ohio once just to get pulled back in by the pandemic
actually unironically like Nickelback
more than one of the above (are you okay?)
none of the above
Let's Talk Body Modifications
it came up in CANS recently that i am heavily tattooed and pierced and some people didn't know that??
so here is a list of my body modifications, starting with piercings:
Custom Trident piercing
Conch
Singles, Doubles, and one Triple lobe piercing. one of my singles is gauged
forward helix
daith
bridge
septum
both nostrils
smiley
spider bites
And now for my tattoos!:
Mohawk borders: celtic knot on one side, greek eternal key on the other
anime sleeve: so far i have Chuuya Nakahara, Dazai Osamu, Yata Misaki, Tanjiro Kamado, and Dabi. also Dabi's scars and staples around my wrist as a sort of border
watercolor sleeve: black out tree line, watercolor night sky, andromeda constellation, a coconut
my grandpa's last words to me in his handwriting on my wrist
a d20 with only the 18 showing
trans color lines and gay color lines spiraling up my middle fingers
"flectere si nequeo Superos, Acheronta movebo" on my collarbone
my grandpa's dogtags as if i'm wearing them
"tis but a flesh wound" under my top surgery scars
semi colon butterfly with "My story isn't over yet"
trans watercolor on my ankle with "you cannot change me"
Hand Of God hands, one of them is decaying and crumbling. representative of Hand of God Outro by Jon Bellion
Pentacle with "damnant quod nonintelligunt". representative of Montero (Call Me By My Name) by Lil Nas X
an outline of a spilled glass of milk with a foot print in milk. representative of Someday by Nickleback
A polaroid with a lit match where the person in the photo's head is on fire. representative of St. Bernard by Lincoln
An old computer monitor with Live Free drawn on the screen. representative of The Nights by Avicii
And so far that is all, though i will soon be adding a back piece
Tagging: @lockejhaven
15 Questions, 15 Mutuals
Hi Hi so Locke accidentally tagged me as someone who tagged them in this when I've never actually done it, so imma go ahead and do it now! @lockejhaven
1. Are you named after anyone?
Yeah, I am! I am named after a saint in Ireland that my mom feels a deep connection to! My middle name (pre name change) was also a family name, derived from my Great Grandmother.
2. When was the last time you cried?
uuuuuhhhh like a couple days ago? I don't cry often but I have been Very Stressed™ as of late and that may or may not have lead to me crying over something kind Nats said to me.
3. Do you have kids?
Hell. No.
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
ooooh yeah, but i've had to real it back since learning to unmask because a lot of people don't pick up on dead pan sarcasm
5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?
Their style. I like looking at people's outfits.
6. What’s your eye color?
hehehe as far as any of y'all know, red (there are like 3 people who know my actual eye color and I am glaring at them rn, don't say anything)
7. Scary movies or happy endings?
Neither? I don't handle horror well but I also think a lot of happy endings are tacky and forced so I don't tend to like them.
8. Any special talents?
uuuuuuhhhhhh, good question? I can play damn near any instrument that you put in my hands at a basic proficiency level? I can grow plants from seeds? I can ski??
9. Where were you born?
sadly, Ohio... It explains a lot actually
10. What are your hobbies?
I have a couple! Obviously I write, but I am also a high level skier! In the summers I like to explore and rollerblade. I also do the music thing quite often!
11. Have you any pets?
Yes! I have an orange baby named Dude (he's a 6? year old orange tabby) and a tortoiseshell angel named Autumn (she's like 15 or smth, I don't know how old she was when we got her but we got her when I was 9 so like 14 years ago)
12. What sports do you play/have played?
I literally have a post about this here. The basic take-away from that post is that it is easier to ask what sports I haven't played lol
13. How tall are you?
5' 8" (or 172 cm for you non american folk)
14. Favorite subject in school?
Science! I would say Chemistry specifically, but that was only one year out of many. I fucking love chemistry though
15. Dream job?
This has changed a lot for me recently. Just a few years ago I would have said a Forensic Chemist or a Nuclear Chemist, but now I think I want to be a Professor of Classics. I would love to focus just on Mythology, but I know that won't be possible
Now, I don't think I have 15 mutuals who haven't already done this, so imma list of a few of y'all and if you haven't done this then feel free to! @blind-the-winds @saintedseraph @ceph-the-ghost-writer @smol-feralgremlin @crypticcodexcreations @antlerhymnals and @dogmomwrites!
You think that you’re basically ambidextrous because this world is built for right-handed people and then you try to use a whipped cream can with your right hand and no. no no no. I am very much left-handed
Questions About Me Tag
I was tagged by @en-theos! ευχαριστώ
Relationship status: in a QPR (she uses the title of Reverence, so that is how I refer to her)
Favourite colour: a deep, dark red. a warm, velvety, rich red
Song stuck in my head: Eat Your Young by Hozier to no one's surprise
Favourite food: the food i've been eating the most recently is tortellini of all kinds, but one day i will have my beloved moussaka again
Last thing i googled: where the accent on ευχαριστώ goes (listen, just because i speak modern greek doesn't mean i can spell it)
Dream trip: last time i did this i think i said Scotland, but I went there last year so let's say.... I would love to go to Germany. I have a whole month long itinerary from when I applied for my Magellan back at W&J and I want to use it
Something I want right now: a bigger, comfier hoodie
I'm not sure who all has done this by now so imma tag: @authoralexharvey @crypticcodexcreations and leave an open tag!
The Nickname... "Poptart"
So it came up in North Haven yesterday that I used to go by Poptart in my life. I was gonna explain there, but then I got yelled at for not being asleep. So now i'm here!
There's really not much of a story here:
When I was in middle school I loved (and honestly still love) Pop Tarts. I would eat one every day at lunch, it was a necessity for me (mostly for not relevant ed reasons).
Another key piece of information that fits in here is how my middle school did recess. We still had recess, however we did it a bit weird. If the weather was not good, we would be in the gym. If the weather was great and the turf was dry, we would be let loose on the football field.
However! If the weather was fine but the ground was wet, we would be let loose on the parking loop in front of the school. We were expected to walk for our recess, making a collective trip around the loop until we were told to go back inside.
So we got that? good. Now, the weather on one day was good but the turf was sopping wet from a rainstorm that morning. Even the asphalt was still we when we went outside. I also had not been able to finish my pop tart from lunch before going out to the parking loop.
I was trying so hard to shove this open packet of Hot Fudge Pop Tart into my teeny tiny women's skinny jeans front pocket and it Was Not Working.
Now another thing you need to know is that there was a very strict "No Food In Recess" rule. Like, it was heavily monitored.
So next thing I know, the Vice Principal was yelling out "Hey Poptart, no food out here!"
'Why would he call that out?' you ask and gee, I would like to know the same thing. Mr. Presioso knew me, I was the teacher's pet. Everyone knew my name and how to pronounce it, I made sure of it. And yet
Then from there my friends just picked up the nickname to tease me and it stuck. It was easier to go by that than re-introduce people to my very Irish name when I went to a STEM+M school for high school with all new students and teachers. So, for 8 years of my life, I went by Poptart for everything.
College was the first time people actually put an effort into learning my name instead of defaulting to Poptart. Though I do still catch myself answering to it even though it's been like 5 years since then.
But yeah, that's the nickname story!
(I did have a nickname for my nickname, however there is only one (1) person in my life that is allowed to call me it so I will not mention it here)
I Am A Jock??
Another anecdote from CANS! This time surrounding the apparently insane amount of sports equipment I keep in my apartment
So in my apartment I have:
three (3) pairs of skis and all the accessories to go with
a pair of roller blades
a pair of roller skates
a long board
a penny board
volleyball
basketball
stuff for softball
golf clubs
darts
At my moms I also have:
mountain bike
tennis raquet
football
and more i'm probably blanking on
As far as sports i've played:
skiing
snowboarding
roller derby
tennis
cheerleading
football
softball
swim
golf
football
horse riding
track & field: specifically shot put and discus
weight lifting, specifically strong man
darts
horseshoe
street hockey
god i've done a lot of sports
there's probably more i'm forgetting tbh. i'm an outdoorsy person. i love doing the sportsball
Tagging: @lockejhaven truly don't know why you want tagged in these but i mean