#andre onana

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yay!!! now get back there

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© manchesterunited

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Lyon v. United 10/04/2025

…we go again next week

if these fuck asses don’t win next week idk what i’m gonna do

i think onana was insanely stupid to state that united are a better team than lyon (especially given the team’s and HIS form)

and karma is a bitch

we weren’t bad but too many sloppy mistakes

would’ve been leading if it wasn’t for [redacted]

some of our players need to work on their first touch…

starting XI:

Onana: i can’t keep defending him get this man out my club 😭 deadass put me in goal atp i’d do better

Mazraoui: on fye today. sooo much better in the back three

Maguire: not his most confident game

Yoro: first goal! and what a goal it was. came close in the second half as well

Ugarte: his passing got insanely sloppy towards the end but decent otherwise

Casemiro: outshined manu today. that overhead kick wow i didn’t know unc could bend like that

Dalot: amorim’s made me hate him a lot less

Dorgu: what a complete player

Bruno: brilliant as always. that cross to josh 🤌 but extra whiny with the ref today not that i care he can do wtv he wants

Garnacho: can’t score, can’t pass, shit first touch

Hojlund: can’t keep defending him our defenders CONTINUOUSLY eat him up

subs:

Zirkzee: we are SO much better with him don’t know why garna and hoj get a starting spot over him

Mount: didn’t have much to do. i liked when he got into the fight tho!! love seeing my little men get angy

Mainoo: starboy is back!! and couldn’t have gotten than second goal without him

Lindelof: why is this brother playing in the year of 2025

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ONANAAAAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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😭🤣 pleaseeeeee

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in case u needed a quick summary on our three signings this season