✿ (andrew)
✿ five times my muse almost texted yours, and the one time they did.
[Text:] You need to come over. I just found the WEIRDEST SONG EVER. I think you’ll enjoy it. But I need to watch your expression as you listen to it in person. It’s THAT weird. –– DELETED
[Text:] When are you getting your lawyer license thingy? Cause I may need a lawyer now and I don’t have the funds to pay for a real one. –– DELETED
[Text:] I just got this new bottle of wine called Pinot Noir Love. I want you to try it with me. Let’s see if it affects your love powers. –– DELETED
[Text:] Is it weird to you that you’re basically the master of love and your love life is kind of nonexistent? Vodka thoughts. –– DELETED
[Text:] What would you do if I asked you to bring me clean underwear from my room in the base to the Athena Hotel right now? Would that be weird? It might be weird. I’ll just wear the ones I had last night. Thanks, dude. –– DELETED
[Text:] So legit question. Have you ever seen such pretty eyes on someone before and wondered how they would look in a jar? That’s normal, right? Cause apparently I’M a freak for having these thoughts. –– SENT
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