#anemptymorgue

[shipwreckedcomedy]

hi! i just wanted to let you know i watched all of your show 'headless' and i loved every second of it - super funny. thanks a bunch for making it!

Thank you very much for watching it! 💀

[nerdiests]

i got tagged by my wonderful friends @alittlebitofhufflepuff and @minnowminn and thank you for that!!!

question set 1

1. what song would you never, ever skip on shuffle?

anything from the hamilton broadway obc

2. extraterrestrials or mermaids?

i! love! extraterrestrials!! and mermaids are really pretty aaaaa!!!

3. what fandom scares me the most?

oh geez,,,, i have heard the tales of 2012 tumblr and the “superwholock” and that is honestly terrifying

4. city or rural?

rural!!! i can have a treehouse!!

5. If you could make anything into a candle, what would it be?

parchment. just the smell of old paper/books is such a nice smell

6. what do you look for in a lifelong partner (whether is be platonic or romantic)?

someone i can stay up all night with talking about our shared interests, and someone that can listen while i talk about an interest we don’t have in common and can talk about their own interests for hours. someone who loves chocolate just as much as i do. someone i can surprise with cookies or cake or any baked goods whenever. someone who i can sit in companionable silence while we both do our separate activities and quietly mumble to ourselves. someone i can go to cons with and cosplay and hang out with. someone i can trust with the things i keep to myself and never tell anyone else. someone i can infodump to and they won’t dismiss it out of hand. someone i won’t mind living with my whole life, no matter what.

7. what is your aesthetic?

pastel pink. baking. space. space-themed baking. the sky when the sun is coming up or going down.

8. sentimental gifts or extravagant gifts?

sentimental.

9. favorite music genre and why?

i don’t have a favorite genre per se but i really like classical music because it’s really pretty!! it’s hard to play but it’s really pretty!

10. love with your dream pet or your dream person for the rest of your life?

...dream person. who says you can’t get a pet? besides, it’s more of dream pets, plural.

11. if you could bend any element (earth, water, fire, air) what would it be and why?

air!!!! i wanna be able to fly!! and just air is really nice and i like it a lot!!

question set 2

1. if you had the opportunity to go to space, would you? why?

i love space a lot but i wouldn’t because space is terrifying

2. what would be your familiar?

a cat!!!! i love cats!!

3. favorite color of pen ink?

pink!!

4. favorite flower!!

roses!!!

5. who’s your favorite character in what tv show/movie/book/etc.?

I👏LOVE👏KAMINARI👏DENKI👏FROM👏MY👏HERO👏ACADEMIA

6. bring a favorite character to your universe or go to their universe? why?

tbh i’d probably go to kaminari’s universe because!! quirks!!! are!! really!! cool!!

7. would you, given the opportunity, gain wings or a mermaid tail? why?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i love swimming but i really wanna fly and if i pick one i can’t do the other and AAAAAAAA

probably wings tho. due to air.

8. favorite movie genre?

i really like star wars. but also comedies and disney movies!!

9. if you could get rid of one fruit, which would it be?

no. i love fruit.

10. what’s one unpopular opinion you have?

kaminari denki is best boy

11. pick a person to assassinate.

fucking andrew jackson i fucking hate him jesus fucking christ that fucker

my questions:

1. what would you want your animagus to be?

2. favorite sweet treat?

3. favorite space movie?

4. what skill would you like to learn?

5. dream house?

6. favorite animal?

7. do you like dinosaur chicken nuggets yes/no

8. favorite flavor of ice cream?

9. what day of the week is significant to you specifically?

10. what song do you absolutely loathe hearing?

11. any books that have personal significance?

tagging: @sarasanddollar , @moreroads , @treewhisker , @fearthefuzzybear , @castawayastronaut , @homestuckisawesome , @kanonavi , @xxfangirlanonymousxx , @sentient-sin-bin , @anemptymorgue , @narwhalsarefalling

[nerdiests]

answer 30 questions and then tag 20 blogs you would like to know better so i was tagged by the absolutely wonderful @hitamory​ and wow am i astounded by that, one of my fav blogs tagged me in something

1. Nickname: pidge, nerdi, kami (a new one) 2. Gender: very much nonbinary 3. Star sign: Libra 4. Height: 5’10 ¼ 5. Time: 2:46pm 6. Birthday: October 11 7. Favourite band(s): Evanescence, Imagine Dragons, Panic! At The Disco, Set It Off, The Fray, and Twenty One Pilots. there’s probably some others but i currently can’t think of them 8. Favourite solo artist(s): Marina and the Diamonds, Hayley Kiyoko… i uh. really like broadway. 9. Song stuck in my head: i’ve had polariod by imagine dragons stuck in my head for a g e s 10. Last movie I watched: i??? can’t remember the last time i watched a movie? i think the last movie i watched was space pirate harlock and gosh gee golly that’s a really good movie 11. Last show I watched: fullmetal alchemist, i was bored and i remembered fma was on netflix again and bam i was watching one of my favorite anime 12. When did I create my blog: february 21st of 2015 13. What do I post: stuff i write, shitposts, good dogs and cats, puns, sometimes art i draw, lots of nerd stuff and anime stuff 14. Last thing I googled: roadworthy – i was looking for my driving school to pull up my hours log 15. Do you have other blogs: i have a writing blog, a fma blog and a voltron blog, none of which are active anymore but may get more attention in the future 16. Do you get asks: rarely. 17. Why did you choose your url: i am and always will be an unlucky fan of fullmetal alchemist 18: following: 773, oh wow 19. Followers: 487 20. Favorite color: pastel pink!! 21. Average hours of sleep: anywhere from 6-9 hours 22. Lucky number: 4, 16, 256, and 65,536. 23. Instruments: i’m picking up double-bass, i’ve played violin for 7 years, i’m teaching myself more piano, and i’ve been singing for forever 24. What am I wearing: socks, jeans, and a wonder woman sweater 25. How many blankets do I sleep with: one, sometimes two 26. Dream job: for years i wanted to be a meteorologist, then i wanted to be an astrophysicist, then i realized i wanted to help people and now i want to teach high school english 27. Dream trip: everywhere!! i want to adventure all over the world and see everything, but i really want to see greece, france, the uk, and japan. 28. Favorite food: chocolate, cashews, cheesecake, hot chocolate, fettuccine alfredo, chicken, spaghetti… i really like food 29. Nationality: American 30. Favorite song now: i… i uh really like popular from wicked currently

um let’s see… @sarasanddollar , @missivorystone , @castawayastronaut , @linzerj , @hamsterthegreat , @lunagalemaster , @messedupmoon , @gosteon , @giant-squidney , @ghostwiththemost , @sentient-sin-bin , @all-fandoms-mother , @narwhalsarefalling , @themusicalbookworm , @emilyelizabethfowl , @monocheshaa , @anemptymorgue , @moreroads , @fearthefuzzybear , and @toriistorii

[nerdiests]

answer 11 questions, tag 11 people, write 11 new questions.

so my absolutely wonderful friend @moreroads tagged me in this wonderful post, so thank you for that!!

1. Digital or hardcopy?

i prefer hardcopies of things, feeling paper in my hands is better for me

2. Favorite color and what you’d name it if you were hired by a paint company?

i love pastel pink!! and i’d probably name it cotton candy clouds.

3. If you were a dragon, what would you hoard?

books. art books, books of sheet music, fics that are physical books, manga, just. books.

4. What’s your opinion on movie trailers?

i like them, they let me get a feel for whether or not i’ll like a movie.

5. What’s your favorite plant?

i absolutely adore rosebushes, they’re really pretty and also sharp.

6. How many blankets are on your bed?

two, but i only sleep with one of them

7. If a demon demanded one memory where you were truly happy, what would that memory be?

one of the few times where my friend group was all together and hanging out, probably the halloween party from last year.

8. What is the worst part of your favorite creative skill you have?

when my voice cracks in the middle of a song or my vocal chords aren’t warmed up

9. What kind of fairy (christmas) lights do you prefer?

the multicolored ones!!

10. How much effort does it take to make your hair look “good”?

not a lot, i’ve just gotta brush it and comb my fingers through it a bit

11. If you were offered one wish and you were required to feel that that wish was selfish, what would it be?

oh geez... if i had to be selfish about it, i.. probably being able to have a steadily flowing income in addition to a job for me to spend on non-essential things whenever i want

tagging: @sentient-sin-bin , @themusicalbookworm , @weiner-style , @lunagalemaster , @yeukvm , @castawayastronaut , @gosteon , @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual , @emilyelizabethfowl , @anemptymorgue , and @fearthefuzzybear

my questions:

1. Do you have a favorite universe that a series/series’ take place in?

2. If you could have any animal for a pet (real or fictional) what would it be?

3. Favorite dessert?

4. Do you collect anything?

5. Least favorite school subject?

6. Is there a skill you don’t know but would like to learn?

7. Favorite classical composer?

8. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate or white chocolate?

9. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?

10. Favorite Disney movie?

11. If you had to pick any era of time in the past to go to and stay in, what era would it be and why?

[letyukisayfuck]

harukyon?

i'm so normal about them i promise <3

(aka i had like 3 paragraphs typed out and it deleted itself)

[roberette]

roses are red, violets are purple and yellow, this poem will have said, that I think you're a pretty good... fellow? honestly I'm not very good at these

Tee hee, thank you! Happy Valentines to you too, Morgue!

[princessponies81]

roses can be cream, violets are blue, You can make a good meme, and you're a good friend too. (cream is totally a color that roses can be right? yeah totally)

aHHH THANK

and yeah i think roses can be cream

[shinobicyrus]

Pardon Our Ectoplasm

Christmas Truce gift for @anemptymorgue, who asked for something humorous to do with Amity Park’s general citizens and their relationship with ghosts. Hope you like it!

This, Wes berated himself, is why you didn’t do last-minute Christmas shopping in Amity. “But you can’t be sold out!”

The blue-shirted associate - Neil, according to his name tag- shrugged. “Sorry sir; we’re technically not sold out- we’re out of stock.”

“What’s the difference?!”

“One has us selling things like a normal store, and the other one is that cyber ghost popping through the ceiling and making our inventory attack people like it was the machine uprising.” 

Another associate sweeping up broken and scorched plastic added, “Only instead of killer robots it was iPads and overpriced HDMI cables.”

“The cyber ghost?” Kwan piped up behind Wes. “Which one is that?”

“Yeah, y’know…the cyber ghost?” At their blank expression, Neil pressed. “Come on: green skin, lab coat, lame shades? Has that shrieky voice that sounds like that one dude?”

Wes glanced back at Kwan, Dash, and Dale, who all shrugged. 

“Wait, Terry would totally know this. He’s a big Ecto-Fanboy.” He called across the store, loud and echoing with nothing but empty shelves between them. “Hey Tere! What was the name of that ghost yesterday! The techie one?”

“You mean Technus?” someone across the store hollered back. “How do you forget that? He talks in the third person! He was constantly telling people his name. The first thing he said was ‘It is I, Technus, Master of Machines and all that goes beep-boop!’ He did it in that weird Gilbert Gottfried kinda voice.”

Neil snapped his fingers. “Gilbert Gottfried, that was it!” 

The guy sweeping grumbled. “It’s still lame the company won’t reimburse me for my phone. We sell electronics, how hard would that be to replace!”

“You’re just mad because your phone tried to kill you while you were filming.” He staged whispered to Wes and the other jocks. “He has a total gay hero-crush on Danny Phantom. Got a t-shirt and everything.” 

“I told you he’s a ghost it doesn’t count!”

“Ha-ha, oh man, how lame,” Dash said unconvincingly and conspicuously zipped up his jacket.

“So yeah,” Neil resumed. “We’re still cleaning up after yesterday and waiting for the insurance company to deny our ghost-damage claim because corporate is stupid and doesn’t get local insurance, so I guess we’ll be open in like…a week?”

Wes stared at him. “Christmas is in three days.”

Dale looked around the wrecked store. “Why are you guys even open, anyway?”

“We’re not, someone left the door unlocked and you guys didn’t read the sign,” Neil pointed to the whiteboard at his right with a cartoon ghost in a janitor’s smock with a notice: ‘18 0 DAYS SINCE A GHOST ATTACK’ and ‘CLOSED FOR REPAIRS.’

“That ghost-janitor is misleading.” Wes said.

“The mop-ghost comes in at midnight!” Terry yelled. 

“Yeah so like.” Neil shrugged with that special college-graduate apathy from not being paid nearly enough to really care.“Happy Holidays and also please get out.”

“Do you think there’s like, a Ghost of Christmas Past like in a Christmas Carol?” Kwan wondered. “I love the Muppet version- my family watches it every year.”

Wes looked around the crowded mall, every shop bursting at the seams with last-minute shoppers. ”I don’t know, but my Christmas Future is looking pretty bleak.”

Kwan nodded. “Oh yeah, that’s the one who shows Scrooge Tiny Tim-Kermit’s grave.”

“Stellar contribution as always, Kwan.”

It was kind of funny how people learned to live with natural disasters. LA had earthquakes, Florida had hurricanes, Texas also had earthquakes but that was sort of their own fault for letting oil companies frack wherever they wanted.

And Amity, of course, had ghosts. 

After the first few years of panicking, people moving out of town, or electing some d-bag billionaire mayor with an “anti-ghost platform,” before long people just sort of got used to a ghost having a tantrum, attacking the school, or trying to take over the world in some convoluted plot involving New Age music. 

Except for needing to visit a psychiatrist, no one was ever really hurt by ghosts, and- even though it killed Wes to think it- Danny Phantom was usually there to keep things from getting out of hand. 

It still made doing normal things like Christmas shopping a pain, sometimes. You knew you were in Amity when the underwear models shared ad space right next to a caricature of the Box Ghost throwing Christmas packages off the back of a delivery truck to warn passersby: ‘Don’t Risk It. Shop Locally!’

“You seem more pissy than usual, lately,” Dash noted. “I thought only Fenton was the Grinchy one during Christmas.”

Dale raised an eyebrow. “Just ‘Fenton’?”

“It’s Winter Break, I’m on vacation from bullying until January.” 

“I’m with my mom this year, for Christmas.” Wes cringed. “The whole magic of the season sort of got spoiled when my parents announced they were getting a divorce at the family Christmas dinner. I mean, who does that?”

“Do you need a hug?” Kwan asked sincerely. 

“N-no!” Wes shot a slightly panicked look at Dash and Dale, who had gotten distracted by something across the food court. “…maybe later.” He added with a low voice.

“Hey, it’s the girls!” Dash strutted up to Paulina, Star, and Tiffanie, seated at a table surrounded by shopping bags from stores all over the mall. On the wall above them, a sign with the Lunch Lady’s silhouette warned people to eat at their own risk. “Hey ladies, what brings you three here?”

Paulina raised a perfectly stenciled eyebrow. “Uh…shopping?”

“Great, another one.” Tiffanie stabbed at her salad with more aggression needed for lettuce. “Even the dead guys won’t leave us alone.”

Dash feigned innocence. “What? What’d I do?”

Tiffanie sighed. “Nothing, Dash. We just had a run-in with some sleazy ghost at Abby’s.”

“What! Who?” He punched into his palm. “I’ll pulverize him!”

The girls all swiveled their heads with identical expressions of incredulity. 

Dash deflated. “Well…it’s the thought that counts, right?”

“You guys okay?” Kwan asked. 

Paulina waved the question away. “Ugh. It’s fine; it was just that ghost with the long hair and the leather jacket-”

“And the girlfriend.” Tiffanie said.

“Yeah,” Paulina sighed. “And her. At first I was all grateful ‘cause she boxed her boyfriend’s ears and chewed him out in front of the whole store, but then she sees me and is like, ‘Oh, you look familiar. Did I used to wear you?’ Like I’m a cheap blouse, or something!”

Star stroked the side of her arm. “No way you’d be a cheap blouse, ‘lina.”

“Aww, you’re so sweet.”

“I don’t see any shopping bags on you,” Tiffanie noted. “What are you guys doing here?”

“Helping out Wes.” Dash said.

"AH! Not now, Kwan!”

“He’s having a hard time,” Dale explained. 

“Is that Foley?”

Wes looked up from the bag of vinyl records from his dad’s favorite old-dude bands and followed the direction Dash was pointing.

It was Foley, set up at a kiosk between the guy selling custom iphone cases and a woman with racks of seasonal-themed calendars. Somehow, he spotted them through the throng of busy shoppers texting and talking and wrangling wild children and waved them over. 

“Hey guys!” 

Curious, the bulk of the gang followed- Wes trailing behind reluctantly. 

“Hi Tucker!” Kwan waved back. “I didn’t know you had a job!”

“Of a sort,” He spread out his arms, showing off the t-shirt that matched the logo on the kiosk behind him. “Welcome to The Amity Emporium! It’s a little business I run with a couple of my internet buddies. Usually we’re all online, but I managed to score a permit to sell in the mall for the holidays.”

The girls- and Kwan- and already drifted towards the shirts and were raising them up to their chests appraisingly. Tucker shot over to them, smooth as any salesman. “I see you spotted our custom shirts- they’re our specialty. Interested in some Fenton Works merchandise?”

Paulia recoiled at the hideous neon-orange shirt with the old-man face. “Ugh. Total swipe left.”

“Yeah I figured. Why do I even have these things?” He threw the Jack Fenton-themed shirts, hats, and laser-keychains aside. “How about…something from our town’s favorite ghost hero! I got Danny Phantom t-shirts, traditional black and a number of choice palette swaps.” He showed off Phantom shirts in white, blues, greens, even purples and pinks. “I got Phantom beanies, armbands…”

“What about these?” Star held up a shirt with the Phantom logo and some extra text that looked almost scribbled on. ‘It’s with an i’

“I was sorta forced to make those.”

Kwan raised his hand. “Do you have...uh…boxers?”

“I wish I could say that was my first request for Danny Phantom underwear. Sorry, still working on the boxer, panty, and boyshort lines.”

“I don’t know what’s worse,” Paulina said. “The idea of Foley selling underwear or me actually wanting to buy some.”

Dash hesitantly began. “Do you have any ‘It’s Not Gay If He’s-”

“Sold out,” Tucker said immediately.

“Aw, man.”

“If you’re all Phantom-ed out, he’s not the only ghost in town. You interested in classic Ember™ shirts? Hats? Come on, how many people can say their favorite musician has tried to kill them before? Ooohh, I got a new one right now, it’s been selling like hotcakes!” He unfolded a black shirt with the glowing green skeletons that made up Pariah Dark’s army. “’I Survived the Amity Park Skeleton War.’ Really proud of this one.”

Tiffanie frowned. “I still have nightmares from when those things broke into my house.” She dug into her purse. “How much for a women’s small?”

“For you guys, half-off.” Tucker waggled his eyebrows.

“You’re giving me a discount, so I’m not going to kick you in the balls with my stilettos for that- but it was a close thing.”

Tucker accepted her cash, handed her the shirt, and took two steps quickly back. “My future children thank you.”

“If this is all done online- I’ll take that Skulker shirt, large please-” Dale said as an aside. “How do you deliver things if you have to worry about the ghost with the UPS fetish?”

“The Box Ghost? Turns out he only operates in Amity’s zip code.” Tucker swiped Dale’s credit card through the reader on his phone and handed him a glow-in-the-dark shirt with Skulker’s outline that said: ‘TO THE HUNT!’ “So I got a PO Box right over the Elmerton border and just deliver the stuff myself. You guys should try it, it’s a really useful loophole in the whole ‘ghost territory’ thing. I used it for all my Christmas shopping too.”

“That’s not a bad idea,” Star said. “Thanks Tucker!”

“No problem. Can I get anything for you?”

“Is that ghost pepper spray real?” She pointed at the little rack of keychains behind him. 

“Fentonworks Original.” Tucker grabbed a few vials to pass out. “I can personally guarantee they work on guys both alive and dead- which I checked in several hilarious quality control tests I can’t really get into.”

“Shut up and take our money.” Paulina threw her card at him.

“How about you, Wes?” Tucker said. “You look like a man who still has some last-minute gifts to get.”

“I don’t think my mom would go for any of this stuff,” Wes eyed the merchandise. “And I’m not really a big fan of ghosts, either.”

“Dude, this is Amity,” Tucker gestured around the mall with milling shoppers, ghost-warning signs, and lurking government agents in white suits. “I’m pretty sure no one around here are fans of ghosts. Hell, most of our adolescence was hormones, homework, and fleeing for our lives.” He nodded at his kiosk. “You either embrace it, or it’s gonna drive you crazy.”

“Yeah, Wes,” Paulina smirked at her new Desiree shirt, ‘NO MAN MAY LAY A HAND ON ME UNLESS I WISH IT.’ “If you can’t beat ‘em…”

“Merchandise it,” Tucker finished running her card through and handed it back. “Besides, most ghosts aren’t really that bad, when you get to know them.”

Wes rolled his eyes. “I’ll take your word for-” He froze. 

Tucker looked at him, waiting for him to finish. Then he noticed that everyone one else in the vicinity of his kiosk- even his neighbors Fouad the Phone Guy and Leslie, had gone very, very still.

“There’s a ghost behind me, isn’t there.” Tucker said, already knowing the answer.

“Hey nerd.”

Sighing, Tucker turned around. Ember was floating a few feet from him, shopping bags hanging off of one arm while she held up one of his shirts with the other. “How much for the Ember merch?”

“Uh…for you? They’re-”

“Haha, just kidding. I’m stealing it.” She shoved a few shirts and hats into her bags. “Do you know if there’s any good Outdoorsy places around here? I’m trying to get something for Skulker as a peace offering. Things have been kind of strained since we broke up, y’know?”

“Yeah, he’s been really grouchy lately. I think there’s a Cabela’s down the street?”

“Perfect,” She glanced around at all the terrified humans and waved, “Merry Christmas, fleshbags!” before going intangible and flying up through the mall’s ceiling.

Tucker adjusted his glasses nonchalantly. “See? What’d I say? They’re not that bad.” He frowned and took out his phone. “I should probably call ahead and warn Cabela’s, though.”

“Oh second thought,” Wes grabbed a can of Fenton Ghost-Repellent and a ‘BEWARE’ shirt. “Mom’ll learn to like it.”