eleanor: hey angel check it out this is my latest
chidi: oh dear lord. just a minute let me take a pre-emptive swig of pepto
eleanor: good call because look it’s a pineapple and ham pizza. and this one’s barbecue chicken! pretty forkin evil, huh?
chidi: evil?
eleanor: yeah! THOSE AREN’T PIZZA!
chidi: well i guess they’re a little unusual, but i’d hardly call them evil. it’s just perfectly edible food.
eleanor: cmon angel, can’t you see the evil potential? do you have any idea how many arguments are gonna be had over this stuff??
chidi: this way people who don’t like traditional pizza toppings will still be able to join their friends for a nice slice. how sweet of you, eleanor!
eleanor: bite your tongue, angel it’s not sweet; it’s evil! pineapple on pizza is demented, and barbecue sauce instead of marinara sauce makes it not even a pizza!
chidi: i’d like to try that barbecue chicken pizza.
eleanor: you would?
chidi: yeah, it’s an interesting idea, and with the right execution, i could see it being pretty tasty. do you have any with you?
eleanor: no. but i also invented a deeply mediocre pizza place that serves both of those and even worse.
chidi: great! lead the way.
eleanor: what the fork just happened?