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1 - In the third grade, I once made this kid laugh so hard and violently that he started seizing and accidentally stabbed my right palm with a pencil; the tip of the granite is still in my hand
2 - I use to pretend my stuffed animals had adult problems; my mom would find me on my bed with my Peasant Bear and my China Field Gal talking about taxes and receipt fuck-ups
3 - I was proposed to by a weird kid with an afro in the fifth grade; he asked me if he could be my bride and I told him that it was reversed and that I'd have to think about it
4 - I've always thought walking on the sidewalk is so cool and that walking across walkways was 'hip'
5 - I once 'adopted' an egg and hid it under my pillow for two weeks before 'sending it off to college' (A.K.A. I threw it into the garbage truck as it passed by my house)