Disclaimer: This is a post about angelfucking and being horny for angels as a mythological creature. I am an escapee from the Christian faith and left the faith a while ago. I just have an interest in Christian mythology.
Hello everyone. May I take a moment of your time to discuss some arguably-canon Judeo-Christian Angel lore?
So, everyone knows some of the basics. Angels are servants of God, they’re close to divinity, sometimes they take forms that can be mistaken for human and sometimes they take forms of horrible eldritch-like entities with eyes within eyes spinning on wheels and all that stuff. Great stuff, pretty common knowledge for people into that kinda stuff.
Some stuff I often see misrepresented and not touched upon enough is how angels are “Pure.” Because, you see, Angels are not “Pure” by necessity. One of the sort of overall themes of Christian mythology in particular is how a creature incapable of being tempted can’t be pure. Jesus had to be tempted in the desert as a part of his journey to the crucifixion, after all, else he couldn’t be a holy sacrifice for our sins. Angels are no different. Angels aren’t pure because sin and temptation are foreign to their nature. Angels experience the same temptations as mortals, the same desires drive them, however, they resist this temptation and do not succumb to it, thus they remain pure. I’ve been taught a few explanations for why Angels are so good at resisting temptation and why Humans are not, but the general theme seems to be that Angels’ proximity to divinity gives them a better motivation to remain pure. They also are not subject to Original Sin (Adam eating the Fruit of Knowledge), so are not tainted by sin at birth, so the act of sinning is not built into their nature and is more of an intentional choice. Great stuff and fuel for a lot of angelposting!
What they don’t tell you or talk about, and I’ve seen so little of around this hellsite, is that the primary (or AT LEAST one of the bigger) reason Angels fall, one of the biggest temptations Angels face, is lust. Angels experience Lust, seemingly quite often and quite keenly. Specifically, it seems, for Human Women. There is some support for this in canonical texts. The passages of Genesis that talks about Noah’s flood tend to be taught and interpreted that the reason God decided to flood the earth and start over is that mankind was too evil. This is true, in part, however people skip over the beginning of the chapter that discusses this. The primary reason God floods the earth is because, I shit you not, a bunch of Angels couldn’t keep it in their pants and went down and fucked the shit out of human women, and their children were monsters and giants and heroes and “men of renown” known as the Nephilim. Humanity’s bloodline was tainted. Thus, God had to start over with the only pure bloodline left: Noah’s. This is all like textually supported in The Holy Bible. I am not joking.
The noncanonical Book of Enoch (which was included in the Dead Sea Scrolls btw fun fact) has a terrible reputation for being fuel for a ton of death cult flat earth Christian nationalist bullshit, and for extremely good reason, however it’s chock full of mythological content that expands on this idea. The fucking Angels that caused this whole thing were not insignificant in number and deliberately chose to betray heaven, knowing the full consequences of doing so, and formed an organized, deliberate secret organization to illegally fuck human women. It caused like a whole schism in heaven. Like a ton of demons/fallen angels were created from this incident. It could be reasonably construed from the text that MOST DEMONS were created from the fall that this incident caused, or at least a very healthy chunk of them. Even if I’m somehow misunderstanding the scale of this, it’s at minimum a recurring phenomena.
The takeaway from all of this: Angels aren’t pure in the sense that they’re often portrayed in media (flawless beings who are foreign to the concept of sin). They’re capable of being tempted, they experience similar desires as mortals for wealth and power and pleasure, they’re just way more resilient at ignoring these desires and honing their devotion to the Divine. Most importantly, however: Angels are fucking horny little fucks, so much so that a RECURRING issue that Heaven faces is that Angels so desperately want to fuck humans that they keep rebelling against Heaven JUST for that reason. Enough for it to be called out by multiple texts, to such a degree that God had to wipe out ALL OF HUMANITY because they’d ALL BEEN IRREVERSIBLY CORRUPTED BY ANGELFUCKING.
I heavily encourage all of you horny tumblr freaks that I adore so much to do with this information as you will. I certainly plan to.
