#angelguardians

[humanafterall]

🌸 spring window shopping, 🎨 self-portrait, 🧛🏻‍♀️ vampire gf, 🔥 aries season !!!

🌸 spring window shopping: what’s one thing you desire above all else?

the fact that “shopping” is in the question makes me think its asking about like, a Physical Thing that i desire… which i guess is records. i love music

🎨 self-portrait: how do you hope others describe you?

hrggggggh. uhh. fuck shit. people already say that i’m nice but i dont get it kjghsdjfg “wonderful” is a nice word and i love the idea that it’s an adjective that can be used to describe people. i wanna be wonderful

🧛🏻‍♀️ vampire gf: what monster/cryptid do you think would be the best lover? explain why!

venom. enough said

i’m joking dkjfhgsjfd i think…..any and every monster/cryptid can be a good partner for certain people. i don’t have a specific monster type i just love..all monsters…theyre all good

🔥 aries season: what really grinds your gears?

people who refuse to see the other side of shit. stubborn ignorance. rudeness for no fuckin reason. i know i’m pretty rude sometimes and i’m like trynna work on it. kinda off topic, i love that this q is specifically aries season

[humanafterall]

angelguardians replied to your post “morning glory !”

you sing really well dude

we’re all entitled to our wrong opinions

[humanafterall]

primrose, marmalade skies, honey perfume, daphne, remember me! ☽

primrose; what book does everyone right now need to read?

books… i don’t read much books :( im dumbass on main. i’d recommend “indian horse” by richard wagamese, but it has. Very intense topics, and therefore not for everyone

marmalade skies; do you plan your outfits?

nope! i tend to just waddle out of the bathroom and fret about my room looking for black pants to match my black top

honey perfume; favorite movie ever?

Francis How Could You. i don’t DO “favorites” but because i love you i’m gonna have to say that a movie that’s been on my mind recently is pacific rim ://///

daphne; do you believe in karma?

i think so!

remember me; did you make someone laugh today?

i…don’t know! i don’t think i’ve been clever or witty or like, otherwise intentionally funny that i can recall rn but whether or not i’m actually Funny is up for debate

[humanafterall]

1, 4, 15, 53, 84 !!

i already answered 1, sorry my friend♡

4: Top 3 places to shop

bluenotes, forever 21, and pylon!!! you know, the place where you bought me axl and duff’s funko pops. unless u knew thats what the store was called. bc i didnt! not until jst now

15: Top 3 kinds of flower

wisterias, roses (i’m stupid sentimental), and uhhh. bloodroots. bc they are like me

53: Top 3 pets you’ve had/wish to have

the dear and lovely family dog, luke, that had been with us for. like, most of my life actually, was really something special. he was an old, energetic dog and we were told he was “part wolf” and like, i’m really doubting it, but based on his strength alone and his like. magical qualities, i hope it was true. he was unique, a once-in-a-lifetime kind of pet and i miss him every day

a pet i would like to have is a ball python..i’d considered a corn snake for a while but they’re too fast and i’ve still got an instilled fear of them in me, so i think their speed would make me freak out. but snakes can live a very long time and i am bad at personal maintenance, so i don’t think i could manage a snake

and my sister and i have been talking about adopting another cat! she wants a kitten though, i think she’s jealous that my cat thinks of me as his parent, and she wants that kind of relationship with the next one

84: Top 3 turn offs

for the sake of everyone’s dashes, i’m puttin my answer under a read more bc of vaguely nsfw implications

the biggest turn off, like, just in general i think is violence. even in like a ~sexy scenario~ i don’t think i’d find any kind of physical impact with the intent of pain to be very. attractive to me

another would have to be like smell?? i’m extremely conscious abt smells and i know bad smells are subjective so i can’t really pull out a universal example but. yknow. if u smell rank i don’t wanna be around u

in the same vein if any partner of mine even suggests piss or shit in the bedroom i will abscond the fuck outta there so fast

[humanafterall]

💖💓💟💝💞writing!

FRANCIS YOU FLATTER ME💛💜💛💜💛💜