Another Blast from the Past: Feb. '09
Here's the War on Words column from Out & About Magazine of February, 2009:
A monthly column in which we attempt, however futilely, to point out some of the most common mistakes in the way Americans speak and write
Amazing how many people don’t know when to use the article “an” instead of “a.”
WIP talk show host Angelo Cataldi recently said this about Donovan McNabb: “He did a interview . . .”
Meanwhile, Wilmington’s “young adult entertainment publication” wrote that “www.livestrong.com is a online tool.”
Here’s the rule: The choice of article is based on the phonetic (sound) quality of the first letter in a word. If the first letter makes a vowel-type sound, use “an” (an egg, an ostrich, an interview, an online tool). If the first letter would make a consonant-type sound, use “a” (a desk, a chair, a car).
Many of us use words that approximate the one we actually mean. The correct term appears in parentheses in the following examples.
A Wilmington reader writes that she once had a co-worker who enjoyed the “orange roughage” (roughy) from the seafood menu of a local restaurant.
A bank employee from Bear says a manager told his team they were doing much of the same work other teams in the company were doing, thus creating “a lot of duplicity” (duplication).
Our friend from upstate Pennsylvaniasends another example of “Coachspeak” (malapropisms uttered by a local retired coach who does color commentary on high school wrestling matches). During a recent broadcast, Coach described one wrestler thusly: “Bill’s wrestling like a man repossessed” (possessed).
Ads and commercials are always good for a miscue or two. “War” recently saw a TBS commercial for “More movie, less commercials.” As our readers know, if you’re speaking of plurals (e.g. “commercials”), the adjective is “fewer.”
Then there was this tagline from a Comcast commercial: “Save a load of Benjamin’s” (meaning dollars). Once again, the most misused punctuation mark (all together now) -- the apostrophe! -- makes an inappropriate appearance. We repeat: Do not use it to form plurals!
Word of the Month: Zeitgeist
Often capitalized and translated literally from the German, Zeitgeist means the taste and outlook characteristic of a period or generation.The Zeitgeist in the 1970s, for example, was “love everyone,” while the ‘50s were marked by post-war euphoria. Our time might be characterized as a Zeitgeist of anxiety and fear.
The Mike and Mike Show on ESPN – both radio and TV – usually produces a blooper or two, as when Mike Greenberg referred to a player who “is literally and figuratively carrying that team on his back.” Couldn’t leave it at figuratively, could you, Mike? Or just drop the adverb altogether. “Carrying the team on his back” works fine by itself. We all know that no athlete – no matter how strong – is capable of literally carrying the team.
Heard or seen a good (bad) one lately? Drop us a line at [email protected]. And buy the War on Words paperback on outandaboutnow.com, at Ninth Street Books in Wilmington, Del., the Hockessin (Del.) Book Shelf, or on Amazon.