Never let it be said that Crowley didn’t try to do his job, or at least insomuch as he had to to keep the higher ups (or lower downs, depending on your viewpoint) happy with his performance.
“If they really didn’t want us to take them, they wouldn’t leave them unattended outside of the store,” he said, snagging a book from a sidewalk display - a gift for his angel later. Aziraphale never asked how Crowley got the books he gave him, they had an understanding that way. “Really, ehhh they’re asking for it.”













