#angerportal

[pt-anon]

FINALLY FINISHED THIS JOKE ART. Wish I had the energy to color it better, but I'm just happy that I managed to doodle these two digitally as humans! They are both in their outfits from the first date fyi!

-IRL PT

[rainbowwwanon]

Not me realizing HighCotton is just the less violent and sweeter opposite ship to AngerPortal- Like it’s so wholesome and positive, yet there is ZERO murders! Just a lil bit of bloodshed!

-IRLPT

Ooc: EXACTLY!!!! Like dude I've been thinking about them since the whole showdown they had at Cowboy's. Where AngerPortal's more than happy to rip and tear through everyone together, HighCotton is just the two impulsively deciding to adopt as many weird anons under their wing as much as possible

[pt-anon]

*💢 laughed with PT, a fond smile on his lips as he continued to stare at them*

You drive me crazy too. I cherish every moment we spend together, and every time we’re apart I only think about how much I wish to be with you again. I crave your presence more than I crave bloodshed nowadays, and it’s just sickening to know that I’d entirely abstain from violence if it meant I could be around you for a second more. 

*💢 ranted, allowing PT to hold his hands all the while. As he finished speaking he realized how sappy he sounded and went back to being completely gold, embarrassed by his own honest. He cleared his throat and suddenly pulled his hands from PT’s, wringing them together nervously*

Ahem…well, I suppose we should get ready for our date, yeah? We can meet up at the fisherman’s place of work in, hm, 3 hours? 

-💢

Hmmmm, sounds good too me! *chuckles at 💢‘s nervousness feeling intense cuteness aggression for how tender that was*

See you in three hours then~ OH, and one last thing!

*quickly grabs the bow tie again, yanks him towards them like the tie was a collar, and gives 💢 a short bit heated kiss on the mouth before pulling away*

An appetizer~

*straightens the bowtie back before walking off* SEE YOU TONIGHT!~

[pt-anon]

*💢 only responds with sharp inhale, his whole body tense as he just stares at PT. He looked more like a golden statue than an actual living thing at this point, completely unmoving and flushed a vibrant gold. It took a good minute for him to break his gaze from PT’s and let out a soft chuckle*

Am I really that appetizing, my sour?

-💢

*gives small smile, enough that PT’s sharp teeth is are slight showing*

You are very appetizing, my dark darling~ After that first bite, I’ve became addicted to you. That craving just keeps growing day by day. I could never have enough of you to satisfy it, so I saver every taste I can get!~ Some days the hunger just drives me nuts.. Well, nuttier than I already am I suppose~

*snickers at the small joke and lowers the hands down from their face. PT is simply just holding 💢‘s hands in their own now and gently rubbing their thumb over the back of them in a soothing motion, not wanting to give him anything like a heart attack from receiving too much affection*

[pt-anon]

*💢 was practically glowing gold now, sputtering for a short moment before collecting himself*

mhm…yeah, that sounds - that sounds delicious, my dear.

-💢

Yeah, it does. I think I’m craving something else now tho… Cause I feel like you would make an even better meal, but sadly I don’t think Bill would be too into that sort of thing…

*lifts the hands up and kisses them, then gently bites a few of them as PT stares 💢 down like they could just start eating him at any second*

Won’t stop me from getting a little nibble every now and again~

[pt-anon]

No, I don’t believe you ever did. Knowing you though, I’m certain it would’ve been quite treacherous. 

*💢’s hands immediately went to his bowtie, nervously fidgeting with the fabric and almost immediately undoing PT’s handiwork without realizing it*

-💢

*chuckles and grabs both of 💢’s hands with their own, and moves them away from the bowtie. PT brings the hands close to where a human’s heart would be over their chest, and there is a faint thumping of definitely something behind their ribs… the rhythm doesn’t match a heart beat tho*

Well, I was going to bake him into a pie Hansel and Gretel style… Then I was going to serve him to both you and Bill with some ice cream~

[pt-anon]

Aw, you flatter me , my dear. Im sure you’ll look just sickening in that ribcage corset you mentioned.

*staying painfully still as PT messes with his tie, refusing to look at them as his cheeks turn gold*

I certainly hope we get farther than plucking out the eyes this time…say, remember how you took Fiddleford on that adventure a while back? Maybe we should do the same with Tate, those nosy lunatics won’t get to end our date early if they don’t even know what dimension we’re in.

-💢

*gets the bow tie nice and straight, gives the wings a good quick tug so it stays nice and tight, lightly dusts the front of the suit off as if there were dust, and then PT looks him in the eyes pretending not to notice the gold flush of color in 💢’s cheeks as if that wasn’t the goal*

Oh yes, I like that idea! I already have a dimension in mind, I feel like it will be very fitting for a fisherman like him! Not even Fids nor Ford could save him then! I’ll be honest, I don’t think I told you what I had planned for Fids originally in that candy recreation of his mansion, did I?

[pt-anon]

Hm…well, so far him and his little devotees have yet to stop threatening Bill, I guess it’d only be fair if we make them pay. someone or another will probably bring him back once we’re done with him anyway, so we can just threaten to do it again next time they threaten Bill!

Oh my malevolent, you are truly an evil genius. Tonight we shall teach Tate and those obsessive freaks a lesson in respect , and we’ll have an awful time doing it! 

-💢

Yes! That would be the perfect time! Gives us a bit to get things ready to make sure this goes off without a hitch! I’m also doing this cause that little fire creep punch you too many times for my liking… *starts messing with 💢’s tie* Only I’m allowed to punch you, just like how only you’re allowed to gut me~ And I think you would just look devilishly divine in some human leather loafers! Especially face leather! *chuckles*