#angeyprotectionsquad

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Angysona and Arlecchino awkwardly staring at each other while their wives get freaky is absolutely frying me.

It’s like two cats meeting each other for the first time when their owners plop them down in front of each other. “Go play,” both Sev and Navia say, and then they close the door to bang, leaving these two introverts to interact.

It’s pretty awkward but they could get freaky with each other if they wanted to. However, it is quite difficult for Angeysona because 1. Arlecchino is way, way bigger than Navia in the size department iykwim, 2. Angeysona is very intimidated by Arle, and 3. Navia spoils Angeysona a lot when they get intimate, so she’s actually bad at sex when she’s with another person. Angeysona is endearingly bad at sucking dick for example. Navia finds it cute, but Arle is probably like “wtf is she doing to my dick.”

Anyways, Sev mentioned she sleeps with Navia to get better at strapping. So maybe Angeysona can take this as practice for sucking dick 😭

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Loving everyone throwing their ocs/sonas at angeysona and all I can humbly offer is a succubus inspired blonde woman who enjoys wrapping her tail around pretty ladies to keep them close.

And all I can say about my beautiful, charming, lively, loving, loyal, mature, modest, optimistic, outgoing, passionate, patient Isolde (do not fact check half of these) is that she absolutely adores teasing women who are obviously flustered by her presence so I can just imagine the absolute glee she feels when she sees Angeysona blushing and then gets even more excited about the prospect of teasing when she sees Navia's death glare.

The only one able to wrangle her unfortunately is the Knave so unless they have her on speed dial from Nod Krai Angeysona and Navia would be stuck with a very flirty Isolde who enjoys ragebaiting women into getting physical with her until further notice lol

I am starting to recognize a pattern of fishies sending me their genshin OCs/personas just to make Angeysona nervous/Navia jealous. You guys are wicked 💀

Isolde sounds really cool though, the idea of a succubus character sounds like it should exist already, but surprisingly Genshin hasn’t cashed in on the idea yet. I feel like once Angey sees the succubus tail and hears that flirtatious, seductive voice of hers, she’s a lost cause. Also, Isolde being a flirtatious little ragebaiter reminds me too much of a certain pink haired kitsune… *side eyes Yae Miko*

Maybe when Navia sees Isolde slinking her tail around Angey’s waist, she gets war flashbacks to Miko doing that. Not even in Nod-Krai, is Navia free from that STUPID kitsune. So, sorry anon, I fear Navia would not like Isolde one bit 😭.

She’s already gotta deal with Marine (another fishy’s blonde OC), Alice, and Nicole in Nod-Krai. That’s three hot blonde women and now you’re adding a fourth on top. Maybe we should skip Nod-Krai for the Naviangey vacation /j

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LMAO Marine definitely doing the hand kissing thing and all that exaggerated shi lol

Like she'll just wrap her hands around angey's shoulders and claim "the roads ahead can get dangerous" and that she has to be extra close to "make sure they're very safe" Marine takes her job very seriously after all

Watch them be like:

Navia: what will it take for you to stop flirting with my gf

Marine: a gf of my own *says side eyeing Sandrone*

No worries abt Navia feeling left out tho, no one is safe from Marine-

Navia: *glaring intensely*

Marine: keep flirting like that and I might just melt right here

Now it’s Angey’s turn to get jealous LMAO. Although her jealousy isn’t as bad as Navia’s and she’d just end up sulking if Marine showed even the slightest interest in Navia. Worst case scenario, if Angey feels particularly threatened, she’d just act more like a “show-off” than usual. Even though it doesn’t rlly work in her favor 😭

Navia, about to open a jar:

Angey, wanting to show off: Let me do it my love!

Navia: Wait, Angey—

Angey: HNNNSNGGHGHHSNSJSJ

Five minutes later, Angey is all red in the face, sweaty, and the jar still isn’t open. I can just imagine Marine plucking the jar out of Angey’s hands, twisting the top off like it was nothing, putting it back in Angey’s hands and patting her head. It’s the way Navia didn’t need help opening the jar either (her grip strength has got to be insane), but she is appreciative of Angey trying for her. Only because Marine is there.

It’s like the Clorinde and Angey love rivalry all over again lmao, but Nod-Krai edition.

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Angeysona: ...

Arle: ... Another cup of tea?

Angeysona: oh- thank you, yes please, I uh... Okay (it her 5th cup already)

While sex noises and moans coming from the next room bcs their wives are fucking

I like to think Angeysona’s hand is just trembling as she brings the 5th cup to her lips because of the amount of caffeine she ingested. She feels too awkward to deny Arlecchino though, so she just keeps drinking and eating whatever she brings her 😭

I think at one point, Arlecchino will just sigh and pin Angeysona to the couch herself because she’s so pent up listening to Sev and Navia go at it. Sev told her to enjoy so she might as well do just that. In the end, I can see Angey as just a husk of what she once was. While Sev and Navia look rejuvenated after the sex, Arle is still pent up because Angey isn’t used to her size and came early, and Angey is whining for Navia to pick her up because everything hurts.

Sex with Arle is too rough for Angey, she doesn’t like it lol. Okay time to give the wives back, Angey can’t take it anymore with Arle. She likes Navia’s gentleness more. <3

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ladies, ladies..... so many sonas vying for angey's attention but she only has one friendwife right 👀 /j

LMAO Sevsona is possessive I see /j

It’s okay, we know there is only one best friendwife for Angeysona and it’s Sevsona. Those two are so close, they do wife swaps sometimes with each other (not canon, but very funny to think about). Sev is the only person Angey would let sleep with Navia, because Sev can actually strap Navia and Angeysona can’t 😭. And in return, Angeysona can borrow Sev’s hubby Arlecchino. Sev says Angey can sleep with Arle but let’s be real, Angey would probably pass out before anything happens. She can’t handle all that.

But anyways, sorry ladies, but Angeysona only has one true best friendwife and it’s Sevsona from Sev’s blog. /lh 🙂‍↕️

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omg wait i missed the oc sharing but my OC is named Ajofia, she's a former mirror maiden who ended up deserting the Fatui and living in the fog between Liyue and Inazuma. During that time she basically functioned like a myth, picking off small boats who wandered into the storms before she came face with the Crux.

Tldr: She's Beidou's tall spooky siren wife now, but I think she would find Angeysona to be absolutely adorable. Ajofia has super sensitive eyes and the bright reflections of Fontaine would do a number on my girl 😔 she would accidentally brush Angey's cheek while trying to place a hand on her shoulder, but maybe Navia would see it as a more flirty gesture when babe just genuinely can't see. I'm sure it doesn't help that Beidou would also be incredibly touchy as is, so now Angeysona is just being crowded by two huge women

Omg I love her name! Ajofia is so creative and her being a former Mirror Maiden is very cool, especially with the whole siren shtick she has going on. Fitting that she is married to Beidou, a pirate deserves her mermaid after all.

I have this funny image in mind of Ajofia standing up in front of Angeysona when they first meet, and Angeysona’s face just morphs into pure disbelief when she sees this tall, beautiful woman. It’s like Wise’s reaction to Manato from Zenless iykwim 😭

Also it is quite cute that Ajofia might accidentally touch Angeysona’s face when trying to feel around. I’m sure Angeysona won’t think much of it, she’ll blush but she’ll quickly redirect her hands to her shoulders. But if Navia catches Ajofia touching Angeysona, she might panic and quickly let go, only to feel bad because without her as a guide, Ajofia is pretty much blind.

What a dilemma! I can totally see Angeysona timidly shouting apologies to her girlfriend s she cannot leave Ajofia’s side (assuming Beidou isn’t present for some reason). However, I think once Navia sees how blind Ajofia really is (since she’s so tall she might hit her head on the doorway) her jealousy subsides and she’s quite understanding.

“Fine, you can use my girlfriend as a guide dog.” Is what Navia would say 😅

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Okay, one last thing I forgot to mention with my sona

Bakenekos are notorious tricksters, almost as much as Kitsunes, so obviously Miko and her would get along. But consider this:

Navia, after helping my sona get with Miko, tells her to flirt with my sona, only for her to appear and go "No no, I want her to keep flirting with Angeysona. I find it funny.", and then maybe even join in on the flirting for the bit.

I suppose that's what Navia gets for trying to get rid of Miko, now she has DOUBLE the trouble (team rocket asses lmao)

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Am I reading this right? Even after matching Miko with another woman, she still flirts with her Angeysona? And Miko’s girlfriend joins in on said flirting?

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE NAVIA HAVE GREY HAIRS??? 😭. My poor wife will be pulling her hair out trying to deal with these two yokai flirting with her gf. Not to mention Angeysona can’t handle that kind of situation. Two pretty yokai women flirting with her? Both of which are cute animals she wants to spoil? Consider her dead.

On a lighter note, Angeysona will probably want to groom both Miko and your Bakeneko persona because they are a fox and cat. Even though they are technically humanoid, I did mention that Angeysona will groom any animal, even if they are mythical. Though Miko and your persona aren’t technically animals, Angeysona does have the urge to groom animal-like people. She sees the fluffy tails and ears and is immediately dragging them for a bath.

P.S: Idk if anyone remembers this, but when Angeysona was briefly taking care of Miko in her fox form (when she called her “Pinky”) she did bathe her. She looked like a pink scraggly rat and is forever embarrassed that Angeysona saw her that way. Maybe she can do the same to the Bakeneko.

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Hello, Im the one who have sona as Ningguang lover (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠) Here my sona, her name is Yingxue, she is actually Ningguang's kinda childhood friend, Ningguang promise to married her when they were children with a toy ring but forget later on

And yes, she has a period when she is jealous of Angeysona but not anymore

She graduated from Sumeru Akademiya and currently working as Ningguang's secretary

My sona had a situationship with Babel and when she was still a student, my sona also had a unrequited crush on Lisa

She isn't good at communication and a bit shy, please dont judge 😔

She is still a work in progress

WAHHHH SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY! Your artstyle is so cute too! Also having a situationship with Babel is so valid. I fear I would let that woman do anything to me if I was in Sumeru. Same with having an unrequited crush on Lisa while studying at the Akademiya. She is on a whole other level of unobtainable and I’d be too intimidated to talk to her (she’d have to talk to you if anything were to start)

Sorry that Yingxue had to be jealous over Angeysona, I promise you she did not want to be engaged to Ningguang as her family arranged it for her. Luckily now that she found Navia, Ningguang is up for grabs! I hope Ningguang will slowly fall in love and realize that the perfect woman for her was working under her this entire time. Ningguang you dense woman…

If Yingxue ends up with Ningguang, chances are she is invited to the Naviangey wedding! Despite being an ex fiancee, Ningguang is still a very close friend to Angeysona. She will be invited and she is allowed to have a date iykwim ;)