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we need more jester reader, so i perpose that jester!reader having her first time with anastasya, and unlike their foolish/goofy self they are very shy since this is the first time she shows Anastasya her face with out make up (also maybe jester!reader is very sensitve)

CW: Jester! Fem! Reader x Anastasya, implied s.ex towards the end, nothing too explicit, first time for Reader

I can imagine Anastasya pinning her Jester to the bed, breathing heavily because she is just so caught up in the moment and in awe at how beautiful her Jester is. This is the first time she is seeing her Jester without clown makeup, and the way she shyly looks away, cheeks warm with a timid face, Anastasya feels her heart get pierced.

For the first time, Jester! Reader doesn’t have something funny to say. Usually she would quip back with something clever, or even flirt with the Tsaritsa just to fluster her. But here, in the Tsaritsa’s bed, pinned under her royal highness’ body and bare faced without makeup, Jester! Reader is silent.

Words aren’t exchanged for a while, just Anastasya staring in disbelief that this lovely woman was her fool this entire time. She reaches out to tenderly stroke her cheek, as if wanting to see if the face was real, and before Jester! Reader could finally say something; Anastasya leans down for a kiss.

I really like the idea of Jester! Reader being sensitive for her first time. I’m sure the Tsaritsa would enjoy Reader being so reactive to her touches, as now it’s her turn to bully the fool. Anastasya finds delight in seeing her Jester squirm, her face twitching with so many delicious reactions that spur the Tsaritsa on to continue. If the Jester is a quite clingy, then I can see her latching onto her ruler and whining for more, which is unbecoming of a Jester but Anastasya lets it slide. She secretly loves her silly little woman and will let her hold onto her body while she makes love to her for the first time.

Honestly, for a Jester who is secretly shy and sensitive, she is quite spoiled to have the Tsaritsa treat her so kindly. Especially for her first time <3

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LAUMAAAAA OH GOD THAT ANON WHO TALKED ABOUT BEING RAILED BY LAUMA like i think i js came all over my screen cuz what if like,, getting fucked silly by lauma 🤤 big deer cock oml that thing would ruin EVERYONE no one is safe

sorry im a d1 yapper,,, love u /p

I fear that the Lauma wives in the aquarium are going to need like a gallon of lube in their house, because ain’t no way you are fitting Lauma without extra extra help.

She’s just so big and she can’t do much about it hnnnn. All she can do is go slow and gentle and hope for the best that you can accommodate her too-big dick :(. I don’t think many of you would mind though, Lauma is just so sweet. She would never want to harm you so you’d happily let her fuck even if the stretch burns deliciously.

Also, good luck finding a condom size to fit Lauma. I know they stretch, but you’re gonna have to pick out the XL size for her. However, if those somehow don’t fit, chances are you’re gonna have to let her hit it raw (though you guys do it raw majority of the time ngl, Lauma likes it natural)

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CW: Group sex, DnD session turned s.ex session, probably ooc for Clorinde, Navia, Sandrone and Columbina

Hey so what if Reader was a part of this DnD session but the roleplay quickly shifts into something more intimate with Clorivia and Sandbina? What started as a regular DnD session quickly turns into an excuse for Clorinde, Navia, Sandrone and Columbina to get handsy with you outside of the game. With Clorinde as the DM, she makes up interesting scenarios for their characters to get touchy with your character, and then their irl counterparts have to act out certain actions with you so that their choices can happen.

“To get past the door you must all kiss (Reader) so she can activate her special ability.”

Columbina perks up.

“I’ll roll to go first!”

And then things just get heated from there. The game shifts from you having to sit on each woman’s lap per turn so you could enhance their characters’ abilities, to you getting fondled and frisked so they can receive a special “boost”. Eventually, you are just placed on the table and passed around like a blunt by these four, but it’s okay because it’s part of the “plot” according to Clorinde and very integral to the story. Even your character is getting fucked simultaneously by Clorinde, Navia, Sandrone and Columbina’s characters in the game.

This session was really just an excuse for them to touch their favorite girl. I wouldn’t be surprised if the game ends with Reader getting sandwiched in a Clorivia and Sandbina group sex session. The resident “good luck charm” for the party so they can have good luck on their sessions.

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i cant help but think about how adorable the little lauma babies would be. little fawns covered in spots and big, watery eyes grabbing at you.. AHH not even someone who wants to be pregnant but for lauma i would carry as many as she wanted

STOPP STOPP ITTT. I don’t need to make any more fan babies with the Genshin girls. I already have too many 😭

Oh but imagine the baby fawns you have with Lauma have little freckles on their backs? To symbolize the little white spots that real baby fawns have? AUGSHHHM I just know Lauma would kiss and treasure every single spot because she knows they’ll go away with time. Also, I know Lauma doesn’t have freckles (and whether or not Reader has freckles depends on you), but I like to think that the fawns have little freckles on their face too. OH THEYRE SO CUTE.

Also when they want attention, imagine how cute the fawns sound bleating for you. Baby deer sound a lot like goats, so they’ll go “MEHH!” when calling for you or Lauma.

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i'm ashamed of admitting that my immediate thought when reading that last lauma ask was to imagine reader crying out of getting overstimmed as lauma rails them. she'd be really sweet and worried asking what's wrong, did she do something to upset you??? but instead reader smiles and begs her to keep going bc it feels so fuckin good... auuuuu

I think anyone would cry when Lauma rails them because look at what she’s PACKING. Even if you don’t envision Lauma with a dick, her pussy has got to be fat too and it’d be so overwhelming just to take her. The size difference is astronomical and Reader would understandably be overwhelmed during sex. Especially since Lauma just feels so good holding them and pushing their head into her heavy breasts, smothering them while cooing at how Reader just melts.

When the first few tears fall, Lauma would be so concerned. She immediately stops her movements and wipes away your tears pitifully, asking “Oh sweet thing, does it hurt?” But then you bounce back up and go “Noo, never better! Please keep going!” Because even though Lauma is so much bigger than you anticipated, she feels so good!

A little gross, but I wouldn’t be surprised is Reader drooled a little on Lauma’s breast from the sheer comfort of being fucked by Lauma. There’s just something so mind numbing about getting held and rubbed on by a woman so soft and big. Lauma wouldn’t mind, she just smiles and tenderly wipes away the tears and drool while she keeps you sobbing in her lap.

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Nicole can receive a nude "photo" without a physical copy, just undress stand in front of a mirror and imagine yourself as you are so it appears in your angel wife's mind I'm just imagining doing this with Nicole in a meeting with the other hexenzirkel (did I spell it right???) ladies👾

CW: Teasing Nicole, mentions of nudes, talk of flirting and dirty talk, Nicole Reeyn x Fem! Reader

I’m pretty sure that only Nicole can speak telepathically into people’s minds, and other people would have to physically talk back to Nicole if they want to respond. However, for the sake of this ask, perhaps Reader could also speak telepathically and that can lead to some funny scenarios with Nicole!

Since you two are the only ones who can speak telepathically, I’m wondering if you can choose to only speak to each other without anyone else hearing. So to others, they just see you and Nicole staring at each other, sitting in silence. But to you and Nicole, you’re both engaging in the most dirtiest, flirtiest conversation ever, and the only indicator of this is when Nicole starts blushing for no reason.

“Honey, why are you looking at me like that?”

“Just wondering what you look like with your clothes off :)”

“Wh-What? Now?!”

And since Nicole is so expressive, she can’t exactly hide her reactions to what you guys are talking about. If this is going at a Hexenzirkel meeting, the other witches are raising a brow at the silent conversation you are having with your wife. Nicole just keeps getting redder and redder, while you keep speaking flirtatious lines that indicate how much you want to wreck your wife.

As for the projection of “nudes” into Nicole’s mind. I’m not sure how that works but it’s HILARIOUS to envision Reader just mentally projecting her naked self into Nicole’s head. She does it at the worst times too, like when Nicole is out studying something or when she’s hanging out with the girls. Her mind is just flashed with the image of her naked wife and Nicole nearly drops her teacup.

Ohmygod Nicole’s wife is such a bully to her lmfao

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How do you think Nicole reacts to reader playing with her ears not knowing that they can be sensitive sometimes?

CW: Nicole Reeyn x Fem! Reader, ear touches

Probably very surprised because I don’t think it’s a common occurrence for people to touch an angel’s ears, let alone play with them. Also since Reader is (assumingly) a very close person to Nicole —maybe a lover or even a wife— the gentle touches to her ears would make her quite flustered too. It’s like if your lover touched a very intimate part of yourself without knowing it, and here Reader is just sitting behind Nicole and stroking her ears.

Nicole senses you don’t have any hidden intentions, but she squeals directly into your thoughts when you suddenly grasp her pointy ears. Her eyes would grow into its iconic, bug-eyed shape and she starts waving her hands around in a panic.

“M-My love! What’re you doing?!”

“Your ears are sooo cute, babe!”

You wiggle her pointy ears around and rub them, causing the angel to whine even more.

“While I do appreciate it— hnnn! I must say that they are quite sensitive—!”

And her telepathic voice just keeps getting higher and higher due to how flustered she is. She doesn’t have it in her to tell you to stop (she’s not uncomfortable over it), so she just sits there and lets her wife play around with her ears. She is a little amused that you are so entranced by her ears, as she didn’t think they were anything special. Oh well, you look like you’re having fun so she’ll let you continue. Even if it does feel super intimate for your status as a couple…

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THIS IS SO STUPID but i wanna sob in lauma's arms while she wipes my tears away and calls me beautiful,,, i think i like girls ,,,

Anon, if you’re on this blog then I think you probably like girls. At least from my perspective 😅

But you’re so real, I think everyone wants to be held in Lauma’s arms and be called beautiful by her no matter the sexuality. She’d be so gentle and patient, fingers rubbing away your teary cheeks with so much tenderness. All the Lauma wives in the aquarium get to be spoiled endlessly by this sweet deer woman. Lauma is such a green flag, I cannot express this enough. Going to her for all your problems and feeling safe enough to just cry in front of her. I know it’s the bare minimum but Lauma just comforts people so well.

AUGGHHSH SHES SUCH A GOOD WIFE <33

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CW: Dove! Columbina x Dove! Fem! Reader, could be interpreted as them as Dove Hybrids or straight up doves

I heard from somewhere that female doves would often get male doves to “chase” them to test out their endurance. If the male doves could keep up with them and don’t get tired, then they are deemed a suitable mate because it shows that they are strong.

So, applying this to Dove! Columbina and Dove! Reader; imagine Dove! Reader waddling around to make Dove! Columbina chase her. Columbina has no idea why Reader keeps running away from her, so they waddle around in circles for several minutes until Reader sees that Columbina is in good shape and decides to accept her mating request. Reader whips around quickly mid-run and accepts Columbina with open arms! She passes the test! Columbina isn’t exactly a fast runner but she was determined to follow Reader anyways because she really likes her.

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EEEE I’m so happy! I finally figured out the exact date of Navia and I’s yumeship anniversary; aka the day I fell completely in love with her.

I actually fell in love with Navia way before Fontaine came out and way before she was even known as Navia. When her character design was first leaked alongside Furina’s character design, she was known as “Fontaine Blondie” and this was before the June 2023 leaks. I vividly recall making “Fontaine Blondie” my pfp on Discord back in January 2023, so I did a little digging and managed to find the exact date that Navia (aka “Fontaine Blondie”) got leaked for the very first time.

January 5th 2023 was the day I laid my eyes upon Navia and fell in love at first sight. I was there when she was first leaked and ever since then, I have been in love. Aughhhh, I finally have an official anniversary date like other yumes! I’m so happy! Now we can celebrate every time January 5th rolls around ⚜️🐾

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CW: Talk of weddings, marriage, Ningguang x Fem! Reader

I love daydreaming about my future wedding and looking at wedding inspo. I stumbled across a video of a guest attending their extremely rich Asian friend’s wedding and it made me think about how your wedding with Ningguang would be similar to that.

You and Ningguang would have your wedding at a five star hotel venue, buying all your guests their travel tickets (to and from) if they live outside of Liyue so they don’t have to worry about the cost. Ningguang also hires personal chauffeurs to take your guests around Liyue if they want to explore the city. You and Ningguang also refuse gifts and money from the guests, since you guys have plenty already. Instead, Ningguang gets each guest a complimentary gift basket, as well as red envelopes filled with Mora to thank them for coming to your wedding.

Ningguang doesn’t want to take, she wants to give since you two are wealthy enough already. It definitely shows in the wedding itself, as the venue is massive and elaborate, with you and Ningguang dressed to the nines while mazes of buffet tables line the walls. The whole thing screams that wedding scene from Crazy Rich Asians, but what do you expect when you marry a crazy rich Liyuen?

Honestly though, as much as I love to envision the lavish wedding aesthetic with Ningguang, what really matters is the love between you and her. Everyone is gathered there to witness and bless the love between the Tianquan and her wife. The Adepti, Rex Lapis, and notable figureheads from different regions all attend this grand spectacle just to get a glimpse of the two lucky brides. It’s a wedding that’ll go down in Teyvat history as potentially the biggest/most romantic wedding ceremony ever.

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i bet when sandrone was in nod krai she was jealous of lauma or nicole having big dicks while she has a very veryyyyyy small one

CW: Talk of Sandrone’s modified mechanical dick

I wonder how Sandrone even managed to see Lauma or Nicole naked, to be able to see what they were packing.

Fun fact actually! When I was answering that Sandrone post about her giving herself a tiny dick, I thought it’d be funny if she modeled her cock after Columbina’s size. Her and Columbina are quite close, I wouldn’t be surprised if they changed in front of each other so Sandrone got to see Columbina’s packer. However, I imagine that Columbina’s is quite small compared to the average human’s, but since Columbina was the only person Sandrone has seen naked, she automatically assumes that Columbina’s size is the default size for humans. Even though it’s tiny as hell 😭

Imagine her confusion when she sees other people naked for the first time. Lauma and Nicole give her the biggest whiplash of her life because she didn’t think cocks could get that big. Archons above, no wonder her wife called hers “cute” and giggled at it. Her modified dick was basically like a caterpillar compared to their anacondas.

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I’m waiting for Hu Tao to discover joke bikinis, not just the ones that are tiny but the ones that dissolve in water. The moment she learns they exist he’s trying to figure out where to buy them and she’s gifting it to her girlfriend the moment she gets her hands on one because it does all the work of getting the bikini off for pool sex

CW: Going swimming at night, joke bikinis, skinny dipping, Pervert! Hu Tao, groping

HU TAO LOVERS YOU ARE NOW UNSAFE FOR THE SUMMER. Do not trust your girlfriend when she says she bought you a new swimsuit. Chances are that she bought you a joke bikini for the sole purpose of seeing you naked in the water.

On the bright side, Hu Tao isn’t too mean. She’ll get you the joke bikini when you go swimming alone late at night, so no one else would be around to see your swimsuit fall off. On the not so bright side, Hu Tao would start giggling hysterically once she sees your skimpy swimsuit begin to dissolve, revealing all those gorgeous assets she loves so much.

“Hu Tao!” You shriek.

“Hehehe…I spy with my little eye…another full moon just below the water.”

Before you could swipe at her for her little stunt, Hu Tao swims up like a shark to seize her prey. Her hands immediately fly over to your ass to cup it, giving it a good squeeze since she just could not resist.

“Mm…mhmhmhm, so soft and squishy!”

The private swim session turns into full on skinny dipping as your hands grasp at Hu Tao’s swimsuit. You attempt to pull it off too, the two of you thrashing about like fish, as it’s only fair that your girlfriend be butt naked in the water too! Hu Tao doesn’t seem to care, high-shrill screams of delight leaving her as she evades your grabby hands. She finds this quarrel more fun than anything, getting chased by her naked, angry girlfriend in the water is just the kind of excitement she thrives for.

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imagine that even if sandrone new model got a little bit taller , sandrones wife still towers over her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

We love our petite puppet! Even with the upgrade, Sandrone is still a short queen who bagged a tall baddie for a wife. I don’t think Sandrone cares though, she loves her taller wife very much. Anyone who dares pick on her for it will be getting pummeled like she did with Dottore.

Honestly, since Sandrone is a puppet and also a claymore user, she’d lowkey be strong enough to carry her much taller wife without issue. She can balance you on her arm, bridal carry you (just don’t mind your legs dangling), and it makes up for the height difference. I do like treating Sandrone like the lady she is, but Sandrone can do just the same to you with how strong she is.

She can do that one meme where she grips onto your ass and lifts you off the ground, her face planted right in your boobs thanks to you being taller, but she’s right where she wants to be and is smirking. I feel like all the short Genshin girls would do that with their taller wives/girlfriends. Just picking you up by the ass and faceplanting into your rack.

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sandrone being sassy and talking big but her cock is barely above average … I don’t know I feel like her clock would be tiny but she thinks it’s perfect …..

CW: Mechanical cock attachment for Sandrone, small size for Sandrone

I’d argue that Sandrone’s cock doesn’t even reach average. It’s tiny. But even if it’s like a tiny little key, Sandrone looks so proud to show it off to you because it’s the first time she’s modified herself for pleasure. She doesn’t think twice about bragging how “well endowed” she is, lifting up her dress with sheer pride and expecting you to fawn.

“Don’t get too intimidated now, my love! I could’ve made myself way bigger, but decided to hold back in case you couldn’t handle it.”

And the cock she attached to herself is barely the size of your finger in terms of length. The girth isn’t that impressive either, yet Sandrone looks so proud of herself.

“Wow, Sandrone…it’s so cute.”

“…Cute?!”

She expected sexy, hot, or even just pure stunned silence because she envisioned you drooling over it like she was packing. But then you shattered her vision when you give her a loving smile and tap the cute little tip with your finger.

“It’s bite sized!”

“C-Come on now, my darling! You can’t be serious. This is peak physical form!”

Poor puppet wife is going to sulk a little bit, getting all angry and pouty because her wife couldn’t appreciate her massive length. Oh dear, well what matters is how she could use it, right? I’m sure despite the tiny size, Sandrone could very much bend you over and make you scream into her pillow. She just needs the chance to properly demonstrate it.

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just thinking abt the size difference between Sandrone and readers hands … sandrone has such tiny hands and I just realized it …

Sandrone is our little lady <3

Imagine Reader just grasping her tiny hands in hers and kissing them like a gentlewoman. The little key on her back would start spinning rapidly because something about you treating her like this just makes the Marionette so flustered.

“Stand up,” she scoffs, turning away from the sight of you kneeling before her.

“As you say, Lady Sandrone.”

“Ggh.”

She grimaces, but in a way where she’s too embarrassed to show how hard she’s swooning. You think she’s going to pull her hands away, but Sandrone just lets you keep holding her hand. She seems to find comfort in your much larger hands cupping her own, it reminds her of Pulonia almost. So protective and safe.