One more Good Omens idea, so after the armadidnothappen and the ‘trial’ in heaven the Metatron shows up and let’s the archangels know that God is pissed at them (because she loves Zira and Crowley and has shipped them for 6000 years) and that they’re being put in a metaphorical time out.
Long story short the archangels stranded on earth...with no powers.
Archangels stuck as humans.
Archangels having to learn to humans and getting their comeuppance.
Crowley is laughing the entire time.
Bonus:Beelzebub popping up to point and laugh at Gabriel because holy shit this amazing
Extra bonus:Beelzebub and other dukes getting stuck as human afterwards
Extra Extra bonus:Realizing they actually like earth, getting way to invested in certain things and trying not to let Zira and Crowley know (they already know they’re just enjoying fucking with them)












