Not one fucking pattern is cooperating with me. I'm fucking done! FUCKING DONE!
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Not one fucking pattern is cooperating with me. I'm fucking done! FUCKING DONE!
I get really, really fucking irritated when people who aren't fiber artists post patterns on my Facebook and ask me to make something for them. Nine times out of ten, the pattern is crochet, and ten times out of ten, it's a ridiculously complicated pattern that I would never want to attempt anyway. NEW RULE: If you can't tell the difference between knit and crochet, don't fucking pick out patterns for the knitters and crocheters in your life. We know what the fuck we're doing.
i-cord it is!
Or I am going to stab someone.