#angry unicorns

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Awesometown Clubs » Angry Unicorns Football Team

[sharingthesamesky]

The more unchained X I play, the more I think it’s all a brilliant meta commentary. If the 5 foretellers are the sins of greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and gluttony, then the mobile gaming freemium format where things are time dependent is a perfect system to have this game be on. I’m only half joking.

Greed: I just played munny madness 8 times in a row and would have disregarded any raid boss requests that stood in my way because I wanted those moogle medals and I have a timer, dammit.

Sloth: Lying on your bed and playing 5 hours of unchained x instead of doing anything else.

Wrath: You’re either way too zen or you’re lying if you said you haven’t at least felt the urge to yell at your phone, the game, or both since starting.

Envy: Man, that medal is so great. I wish I had that medal. I wish I had the money to spend to do the Jewel Draws necessary for that medal. Stupid people spending money I don’t have on this game...

Gluttony: Screw it, I’m spending money I don’t have on this game. Gotta get the things. All the things.

the fact that, personally, I tend to snack while gaming is beside the point here.

[sharingthesamesky]

Actual reasons that the keyblade wielders of the various factions brought darkness into the world:

That was a swipe, not a tap, dammit!

What do you mean it only targets one?

Why don’t people update their share medals? it′s all Donald. Again.

A mimic? Really? That′s the last thing I need right now, so thanks for that

Oh come on, it’s got like no health left and i’ve beaten every other fight in one round just give me this please...

Ah yes, another young hercules. Now I can fuse five of them to give someone I care about half of a single level...

But everything else in this level is power! I only brought my magic medals! Why is there an Invisible! This is bullshit.

No that was just the side of my finger touching the edge of the phone. That’s how I hold the phone please don’t spam all my medals agai--

Xehanort Voice: Would you like to continue? It’s only 100 Jewels...

Xehanort Voice: It’s only $15, you pay three times that for other KH games

Xehanort Voice: Embrace your desire for a Tinkerbell medal

Xehanort Voice: Pick up the phone and play KHx, the rest of your life doesn’t matter that much. Come on, time is munny you know...

I’m seriously starting to wonder if the whole mobile game freemium model isn’t supposed to be some meta commentary on the theme of sin and excess driving the protectors of light to start the war that blankets the world in darkness.

Maybe the super overly aggressive censoring in the chat is part of the metaphor, too...