I dreamed about Maggie a while ago. Some Hollywood bigwig was trying to make a movie about her life, and at first they tried to portray her as a super religious, fundie person and I was like OH HOLD UP HELL NAW YOU DON’T LIE LIKE THIS ABOUT HER.
Things got revised and filming preparations began. I saw the actress they cast, and she couldn’t have been over 150 lbs and I was like HOLD UP NAW FAT ACCEPTANCE WAS SUPER IMPORTANT TO MAGGIE YOU DON’T LIE LIKE THIS and they reneged again.
And then I climbed on a flying carpet and shot the director the double deuce and flew away.








