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Atheism

God is a construction of the human mind and does not actually exist—except, like, when you really, really, need a favor from God. As they say, "There are no Atheists in foxholes." But then, if you're in a hole in the mud and someone is lobbing explosives and gas at you, is there really a God?

Offense: Logic; causes other religious Isms to doubt their own existence. Attack +5 Defense: Disbelief; laughs at other religious isms to the point of irritation; their attack -3

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Altruism

Is it selfless or selfish—does giving others give you joy and does that even matter when others are in need?

Sure, you can own things and flaunt your status with material goods, but the joy that you feel from helping someone with less is real; although even Abraham Lincoln doubted its sincerity. Still, altruism can kill you, so there's that.

Offense: Distract; give other Isms kind gifts, initiative -2 Defense: Protect; the mother bear comes about, defense +10

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Futurism

It's coming faster than you think, the future! Why it's going to be so hyperfast, you won't even be able to tell that it's not already here! We'll have self-driving holograms directly injected into our brains! And all sentences will end in exclamation points! Srsly!

Predict that AI will win the game easily within at least 25 years; attack +3 Eliminate opponent with same time-traveling AI; defense +3

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Hedonism

Maximum pleasure! More everything! Nothing but thrills and joy. This Ism has everything he needs, and so is focused entirely on enjoying as much of everything as he can. He’ll sleep when he’s dead, which he will be soon, because nutrition and health are no fun to think about.

Offense: Superior reflexes from constant gaming; attack +2 Defense: He's locked inside; other Ism attacks -3

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Another prototype design for the cards with the new logo on the back. #AnIsmADay #isms #tradingcards

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It is the Is that Is. It is the All that is All.

Offense: Flood; ruin any Ism defense power Defense: Total Distortion; other Isms attacks -3

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#indeterminism The only Ism that's more of a fool than Optimism. Nothing causes anything? Everything's an accident? Ok. (Idiot) #isms #cartoon #AnIsmADay #beliefs

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Indeterminism

The only ism that's more of a moron than Optimism is Indeterminism. Nothing causes anything, everything is an accident. How do even know which way to go? Doesn't matter apparently, because nothing has cause. Idiot.

(Also, he's an embarrassment to his brother, too—Determinism.)

Offensive move: Disregard; other ism loses turn because Indeterminism is late to the match. Defensive move: Bumbling; it's like drunk monkey style +3 argument.