Aug 5, 2019
"I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt but I make these high heels work."
HERE’S THE 3 YEARS LATE THREAD MY DOLL.
https://katherinekris.tumblr.com/post/186788888846/i-married-this-dexter
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"I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt but I make these high heels work."
HERE’S THE 3 YEARS LATE THREAD MY DOLL.
https://katherinekris.tumblr.com/post/186788888846/i-married-this-dexter
🚮[[I'VE BEEN INACTIVE ON THIS BLOG FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE 98 YEARS BUT THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY I COULD NOT PASS UP]]
Send me 🚮 to DUNK MY MUSE INTO THE TRASH WHERE THEY BELONG (AND THIS ONE HAS BEEN HERE SINCE JAN 2016)
Katherine wasn’t going down that easy. She wrapped her arms around Dexter’s neck, legs over her waist, and locked on the best way she knew how. She had a lot of siblings. They may have all been girls, but that just meant she had built the best shell against retaliation that she could.
Yeah, she earned it. Wet willies earned things like this. Dexter hoisted her higher to the clean trashcan in the hardware store, and tried sliding her as if she were cake batter on a spatula, completely dropping her, finally.
“GET ME OUT,” Katherine shouted, bent in half at the bottom of the thing. “I can’t get out on my own!”
🎡❤️ [[Cackling because while Highschool Dex would be absolutely, palm-sweaty nervous, whereas mainverse Dex would probably be more suave about the whole deal]]
Send me “🎡❤️” for my muse to kiss yours at the top of a ferris wheel
{ Babes this has been here since 2014, and this is the first time I’ve seen it. What in literal hell.} {HS verse}
Okay.
This definitely was more than a “my lab partner wants to hang out” type of situation. Katherine held Alice’s– Dexter’s hand in her own. Katherine knew this chick was good at chemistry, but didn’t expect to have it with her to this degree. The ferris wheel was… awkwardly avoided until now. Kat would run her hands down her pant leg, glancing up at Dex before diverting her eyes again, lip bit in anticipation. They weren’t… girlfriends, but they were definitely something.
But Dex made the move, and it wasn’t graceful. The movement upset the car, bumped them both together, lips smashing together, but not in the make out way. Katherine couldn’t help but laugh. This fucking woman was going to be the death of her. Shetook Dex’s face, once the movement settled, and kissed her proper.
This was the girl who could set anything in the world on fire. Dex was going to be the death of her.
[[Dex would say the looks like a cinnamon roll, actually is a cinnamon roll]]
Katherine is like “Dex looks like a cinnamon roll, but she is actually a sinnamon roll- she can be sweet, but I’m always afraid she’s going to kill people who aren’t me.”
Milky way, Vega, Moon, and Gemini?
Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?
“Probably... Alexa and I have been friends since I moved to Chicago... I don’t really talk to anyone from before that anymore. There was a girl named Marissa I was friends with in Las Vegas though...”
Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t?
“I wish I hadn’t procrastinated so much on learning things. Especially the things that I know to do really well now.”
Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study?
“I just finished a history degree and education degree. Can’t do much with it, but, you know.”
Gemini: Favourite song?
“I’m really fond of the song Riptide right now.”
“I may or may not also be drunk.” [[ok but- imagine. In the Highschool AU]]
{you’re to be the death of me, friend}
“You may or may not also be in a ton of fucking trouble!” Katherine chided.
“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!” She didn't usually try and be pushy, but something about the bruise seemed abnormally suspicious. It was concerning, and she didn't like the idea of anyone beating up on her friends. (highschool au?)
“I...” Katherine paused, shaking her head. “Look, it’s not your business, and I’m clumsy as fuck, you know this. I’m-” Katherine rolled her lips, shaking her head, then glared back at Dex. “I’m not talking about this with you, end of story.”
“Are you standing on the counter to feel tall?”
“Yes, I’m standing on the counter, just to feel tall. Also, somehow my chips ended up on the top shelf, and I don’t have extenda-arms, yet.” Katherine said, balancing herself on the counter. “How do you tall people do it?”