1: What do you put on hotdogs? Usually just mustard, unless they are Sonoran Hotdogs….they mayonaise, tomatoes, jalapenos, tomotoes and beans
2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? anticlimatic
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? always
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink? well, i have to use black or blue for work
5: Do you use your parking brake? unless I’m on a steep incline
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall? 5
7: Do you know how to play chess? yep
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car? ugh. not often enough
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first? At the midnight release for the Half Blood Prince book, some asshole read the the last chapter and yelled out at the bookstore that Dumbledore died. I just had to read the last few pages to see if he was right. That guy was a fucking asshole
10: Ever fallen in the shower? Yep. Have the scar on my ear to prove it
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers? 11
12: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone you care about? Asshole, to their face
13: Do you have a Snuggie? I have 2
14: Are you allergic to anything? Penicillin
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD? I have 4 seasons of The Office, 4 Seasons of Bones, One Season of American Dreams, One Season of Lost, The whole series of Taken, The whole series of Band of Brothers
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed? Only one
17: Ever driven away in anger? Of course
18: What’s your favourite freezie colour? freezie colour???
19: Are you a vegetarian? Nope
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What’s on top? Nope
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them? I have to cross them out for work, we are not allowed to use whiteout
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment? Nope
23: Do you think that things will get better? They do
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it? I don’t think that Tom Hiddleston is attractive
25: What’s your favourite quote? ”God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom? I didn’t go to prom. I went bowling
27: What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced? Labor
28: What’s the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you’ve ever experienced? Finding out that my stepdad died
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life? I don’t think so
30: What’s your favourite book genre? Mystery
31: Did you like “Gigli”? Be honest.NO
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre? Nope
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes? yes
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream? I was sad
35: Do dogs like you? Sometimes
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?When I introduce myself as a Special Investigator (hint hint…I am)
37: Do people listen when you speak? At work they do
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay? One of them is not. Thanks for asking
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest. I am a good listener
40: Do you use torrents? Not anymore
41: When was the last time you paid for music? A couple of days ago
42: Are you addicted to technology? yes
43: Pick a person (you don’t need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be. He is my person, I feel as though I could tell him absolutely everything
44: Do you check your computer’s dictionary for the definition of words you’d otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure? Not my computer’s dictionary, but the internet for sure
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect? Not that heavily. The reports that I have to write for work have a rudimentary spell checker that is awful
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win? Not really. I’ve gotten in quite a few debates in the Potter fandom, but that was a long time ago
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing? Pause
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping? Music
49: Peter Pan? Love Peter Pan
50: How often do you fall up the stairs? Almost everytime I use them
51: Do you pronounce “anti” as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: “That scene was very anticlimactic.”) ant-ee
52: Do you pronounce “via” as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: “We can get there via Tremont Street.”) vie-uh
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses? all the time
Holy Shit that was a lot. Thanks dude