Jan 17, 2017
hc + fred
For the month leading up to his sixteenth birthday, Fabia left candy and sweets on Fred’s pillow every day. He never found out that it was her, but it amuses her whenever he talks about it.
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hc + fred
For the month leading up to his sixteenth birthday, Fabia left candy and sweets on Fred’s pillow every day. He never found out that it was her, but it amuses her whenever he talks about it.
[owl] : Just toss me in Azkaban and throw away the key. I’m too big of an embarrassment for normal life.
[owl]: anna u are a beautiful mermaid and i love u[owl]: there is absolutely nothing embarrassing about u[owl]: u just made a few mistakes and thats cool[owl]: its part of growing and learning[owl]: now come over so we can get some brunch
[text] So I went to buy alcohol for the third time this week and the cashier said he was pretty sure I had a “problem” glad I realized I’m a shopaholic!--adira
[text - Drinking Buddy] Yeah, “shopping” is your problem[text - Drinking Buddy] But he told me the same thing the other day[text - Drinking Buddy] Hang on, I’ve seen your wine cellar. Why did you need to buy more alcohol?
[MSG:] And that’s how I lost my virginity to someone with his own Wikipedia page.
[text - 420 Goddess]: wow[text - 420 Goddess]: that was some story[text - 420 Goddess]: at least you learnt that a pretty face doesnt mean a good dick
[MSG:] I may be more gay than I anticipated.
[text - 420 Goddess]: welcome to the club[text - 420 Goddess]: but who was it with tho???[text - 420 Goddess]: how did it feel[text - 420 Goddess]: fuck it[text - 420 Goddess]: just come over now[text - 420 Goddess]: im gonna get some ice cream
[MSG:] I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating.
[text - 420 Goddess]: briony doesnt like spelling mistakes when we sext[text - 420 Goddess]: says it ruins the mood or some shit like that[text - 420 Goddess]: kinda just a refelx now[text - 420 Goddess]: *reflex
[MSG:] I can now cross “get fingered at a state park” off my bucket list.
[text - 420 Goddess]: wow[text - 420 Goddess]: sounds like someone had a fun afternoon[text - 420 Goddess]: u best tell me who it was when ur over later
[MSG:] Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said “bagel.”
[text - 420 Goddess]: was i really that high last night????[text - 420 Goddess]: still[text - 420 Goddess]: i stand by what i said[text - 420 Goddess]: the perf bagel is honestly a gorgeous colour