[text]: Even though it doesn't rain anywhere near as much in England as I thought, the sky is a consistent shade of ominous grey. [text]: They still sell crocs here. I'm going to be violently sick all over someone's shit attempt at shorts.
[text]: I told you there was a reason we left that backwards-ass country.[text]: I bet it's fucking cold too.[text]: Don't get a frostbitten pussy. Or wear crocs, Jesus Christ.

















