emergency meeting🚨
I’ve just learned (from tiktok) that there are “normal” adult men out here who like to play pretend that they’re bleeding out. and dying.
like, apparently this is a thing and they just don’t talk about it very much, but they’ll do this in the shower, they’ll do this if they’re on a hike alone somewhere, they’ll do this pretty much anywhere that it feels right to them. or if they don’t actually act it out, they’ll at least imagine what it would be like. they’re like “the masculine urge to bleed out here after a battle”
LIKE ?!?!?!
gentlemen…..I know what you are.









