#annie pls

[martialartscompendium]

"Some people should use well earned money for something worthwhile than wasting it in weeb products."

[vvasilisa]

Annie vc: Pieck, give me my fork back. PIECK.

‘ no, because -- you are going to try and stab reiner, again... ‘            for the third time TODAY. ..........how is it only 9 am?  

[banishedbandit]

“Okay,” he says. “You promised,” he says. And he hands the juice box over, like he’s handing over ransom money. They’re out of stain remover. Joey doesn’t know what brand to get. Mama knows and she’s not answering her phone. Please Annie. He’s begging you. Not again.

Annie snatches the juice box with a barely contained squeal of delight and then bolts out of the living room.

And into the bedroom.

Where she proceeds to viciously stab straw into the box until it pierces out the other side and juice squirts out all over the rug.

“...oops.”

@luckyredeyes

[revivalsummer]

@pausedtime​ cont .

“ seriously ? grandpa was a tree too ? you know  out of all the cool things i got from you . my amazingly good looks , charming personality - “ your martyr complex , lack of self preservation - “ i don’t get to be tall ! instead, i’m like , tiny in comparison . “

[akutagawasuggestions]

Also, why didn't you just use a handheld metal fan instead of poor Rashomon fanning you? Don't you know that those fans give amazing blowjobs? ((pun intended))

‘Poor Rashomon,’ you say, about the void beast that slaughters... 

Don’t question my methods. 

[banishedbandit]

Me, forcibly dragging Annie away from the Joutrio au-

[banishedbandit]

"Water's for closers, we dehydrate like men."

*chugs dr pepper*

[banishedbandit]

To be perfectly honest, though, Annie’s not much better. She loves showing off her arms(which is why she has no sleeves on her jacket)

“Do you have a mouse?” [flexes] “cause the pythons are hungry”