#anniecalliway

[andromedawilkes-blog]

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Andromeda: “Five appointments, tomorrow, two of them oversea conferences. The Russians are driving me to drink. I’ll be drunk in potato juice and swimming with the olives. Let’s not forget the Italians who I’m ready to spingere un canoli finora nel loro culo essi saranno merda crema per giorni!”

(few seconds of silence…)

“Oh hey, I was wondering when you’re available next. I’m taking you on a shopping spree, no arguments. Call me back, you know my phone is attached to my hand.”

[mralcxandcr]

☺ (i dare u 2 do happy)

☺: for a happy voicemail

Mike: How did you not answer? I thought women were always taking selfies... Anyway, not the point. I found him, Annie! I actually found him. Do you know how great this news is? It changes everything.