#anon!headcanons

[cultofthepigeon]

although Cecil immedietly wanted to marry the cute scientist as soon as he meet him, he only really knew how deep he was when instead of having a fantasy of having the everloving shit fucked out of him, he jerked off to a lovely fantasy of simply slowly kissing on a sofa.

you know youre in deep when your inner porno doesnt even get to second base with them god bless the twitterpated nerd

[cultofthepigeon]

"Hey Carlos watch this!" "what is it Cec.... OH MY WORD CEC I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD DO.... NO DON'T EAT THE TABLE WHOLE.... NO I DIDN'T MEAN YOU COULDN'T I MEANT YOU SHOULDN'T!" "I.... I think I need to lie down now" "CEC you just ate a table whole by dislocating your jaw you swallowed it without chewing I think you need a hospital" "Nah I'm fine I ate a building whole once just give me a minute.... was it... did you think it was cool?" "Ice cold Cec Ice cold"

pfft those most random talents cecil has. its like the night vale equivalent of doign weird tongue tricks probably. dana can eat ten times as many buildings as cecil! cecil is very proud

[cultofthepigeon]

Cecil snap chats the hell out of Carlos, partly because he misses him (okay mostly because he misses him) but also because he is curious about the strange otherworld that almost took them and their lives. It's a morbid curiosity for sure, but he gets a certain amount of satisfaction from flipping off the picture of the desert when Carlos sends him one without his face.

he’s thinking something along the lines of “my carlos is gonna defeat that desert yes he is” when he gets it. also, what sort of boyfriend would he be if he wasn’t scientifically curious about the stuff carlos was exploring?

[cultofthepigeon]

after moving in together all sense of their seperate clothing dissaperared because they could and they wanted to. So it wasn't 'my clothes, your clothes' anymore it was 'heck yeah I'mma wear your space jumper cause it's hella rad' and 'oh wow you are rocking my catdress!' it's a good system and they even make a habit of wearing jumpers and then swapping them just before they leave so the have that 'smells like you' smell.

one giant scientist/radio host perfume has been composed from it. it also saves on clothing costs cause theyre collective wardrobe covers them both. the only issues is cecils clothes occasionally having too much cat hair.

also imagine if there was a height difference my god. carlos is a too long cat dress or a too short cat dress and cecil fawning over him either way. or cecil wearing a galaxy sweater thats just a little too tight or a little too loose. so many silly selfies. so much silly sex.

[cultofthepigeon]

"so then I was all 'no need to hiss at me' I only walked in on her polyamourous sexy times you know? I apologised and everyhing and then she just started hissing as I was leaving like geeze Dana calm down you know?" "yeah that's harsh Cec, I mean I walked in on doug summoning some other worldly entity for a botty call and he only teleported me out of his house you know?" "WAIT HE WAS BOTTY CALLING THAT MIGHT BE WHERE STATION MANAGEMENT WENT!" "OH MY WORD!"

ooh station management you are a frisky creature arent you?

theyve walked in on a lot of weird sex in their time. carlos while searching out new scientific discoveries (i’m so sorry mam i was only trying ot figure out where the radiation was coming from oh god) and cecil while searching out some new interviews (sorry to interrupt but do you have any thoughts on the newly elected mayor miss dana? what? no i am not leaving until i get a statement)

[cultofthepigeon]

cat calling in nightvale is severly different from any kind of catcalling Carlos was unfortunate enough to witness. In Nightvale catcalling is literally calling cats, as in certian citizens are born with the ability to call cats via their sneeze so that when they sneeze cats flock to them. Carlos as it turns out is born with this despite not being from nightvale, so when he sneezes from cat allergies more cats turn up, Cecil thinks it's the bees knees, Carlos may need a doctor.

PERPETUAL CAT MACHINE

poor carlos is trying to be polite and shoo them away like no im sorry i didnt mean ot call you it was an accident i have no food for you please dont run against my leg oh no *tiny adorable sneeze*

cecil is piratically crying rolling around in all those cats he barely has time ot fetch carlos claritin

[cultofthepigeon]

after Carlos gave him the watch Cecil found subtle and not so subtle way to show it off in converasations like "oh sure I can tell you the time ON THE WATCH MY BOYFRIEND GAVE ME!" and flashing it around by waving his hand in your face. He is super proud of it, and takes it off only to sleep and shower, and he has been known to disable all clocks so people have to ask him the time and he can show it off.

pffft that clock is off by .5 seconds CLEARLY cecil’s watch is much more accurate. hes readjusted his entire schedule by about thirty minutes in order to keep time with the watch he loves it so. carlos always blushes whenever he accidentally asks cecil ofr the time and cecil goes into a five minute sonnet about his  lovely lovely watch

[cultofthepigeon]

Cecil has an entire folder on his laptop dedicated to overworked overcaffinated sleep deprived Carlos and the funny shit he says before he callapses. Some of the highlights include "I think I was formed in the womb alongside little flower fairies and that's why fairy dust makes me cry" "socks? I mean what even are they I mean WHAT?" "Cec, Cecil, CECIL, Cecil, My boyfriend, my boyfriend cecil... wait who are you?" "cheese is nice but I'd rather eat the sun tbh"

carlos’ logic makes perfect sense to him when he’s sleep deprived ok you just arent sciencing properly if you dont get it.the sun is more yellow/orange so CLEARLY it has more cheese per square inch the science here is sound.

cecil makes sure he gets rested up eventually. and carlos has a good laugh about it too. and hey its not like carlos doesnt have a folder dedicated to sleep deprived cecil either