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[cultofthepigeon]

can someone edit him to have a usps hat on, a usps packahe in one hand, and an amazon parcel in another? to accurately portray what im going through as a postal clerk the monday before christmas? please?

[mishakelyh]

he would eat the mail

[trangoldin]

[bugsry]

You look weary, my friend. Take a moment to rest by the 𝕿𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖗𝖞 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖊 with me. Stay as long as you need.

[cultofthepigeon]

he does not give a FUCK what those old men are saying

[me-meron-pantsu]

no thoughts. just istvan.

[cultofthepigeon]

heading out to renfaire the whole day wish me luck ✌️✌️✌️

[targetedknowledge]

[homunculus-argument]

[va-draws]

A moment of light during the siege

[cultofthepigeon]

djkskskskd watching mindhunter and the cold open where dennys all pissed cause his planned victim didnt show up and i immediately started reciting the awful fuck ass poem he wrote about the incident

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

[argumate]

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

Grain-stealing thots

[esoanem]

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod

[silenthillsource]

Radha Mitchell as 'Rose Da Silva' in Silent Hill (2006)

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[northirish]

Are you a badass enough of a motherfucker to give me a hug

[ronmerchant]

Gary Conway- I WAS A TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN (1957)

[bigmeatpete69420]

You can give a cat a pill 3 times and then they will have your move set memorized and will animation cancel a swallow

[cultofthepigeon]

[buginateacup]

Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

[inyourorbitx]

@the-communist-unicorn peak comment

[madqueensarah]

I love how when fan-fiction writers have friends in the fandom, to demonstrate their friendship, they dedicate porn to one another.

I think that’s lovely.